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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 2836834" data-attributes="member: 34175">Ok, don't say I didn't warn you.DICE DICE BABY(Do I hafta apologize to Vanilla Ice?)Dice Dice Baby, Dice Dice BabyListen, all RPGers relateIt’s the one thing we love or maybe its hateDrop your bones, perk your ears up clearlyRoll the dice but make sure you hear meWill they ever stop? Yo--I don't knowthey bounce off the table; on the floor they goYou curse, whine and screamAct like a baby and make scene…ChillMakin’ that serious rollThat fatal attack or a saving throwCursesYou stare in shockYou wait for the answer but the dice is cockedYour luck’s been spent but ya toss againThat’s when you roll a “1” my friend If you gotta a problem, anger don’t solve itCheck out the book while my DM resolves itDice Dice Baby (Rollin) (4X)Now that the party is fightingWith the door kicked in, the mages throw lightingBolts to the point, to the point no fakingTheir cooking up monsters like a pound of baconBurning them if they're not quick and litheThey light them up and watch them writheAnd boil; see them bakeMy thief drops back cause he’s on the makeRollin my big 20I’m making the ‘sneak’ cause they just don’t knowBack step, I think I’m slickThat when I hear a deafening clickThat trap that, I did not seeDrops a fireball, right on top of meNow my thief is dead and I can’t continueJust a hunk-a-hunk-a burnin’ sinewPlayers were hot cause we lose the fightDM’s lovin’ it, man this bitesJealous, 'cause he’s rolling hotHe’s on a streak and man I’m notSmacking my head up against the wallThis chump DM is havin’ a ballVoices, ring out like a bellI grabbed my head—They’re from the nine hellsRollin’ like crap, get put to SLEEPI don’t think this new set’s one I’ll keepGrab my hammer give the dice a whackWouldn’t you know it the hammer crackedLighter on the scene, You know what I meanThe dice don’t melt, this must be a dreamThink I gotta problem and I can’t solve itBattery acid can’t even dissolve itDice Dice Baby (Rollin) (4X)Take heed, I think I need a priestThese dice are possessed by some unholy beastMy God, who created these thingsTake my two sixes and give ‘em a flingThey ricochet and to no one’s surpriseLand on the table showin’ snake eyesForged and formed in some pit of hellShoulda known by the slick smile during the sellthe sign said no refunds…Oh wellDecide to give them one last cast, My DM stopsI look at the faces and they’re all on topKeep my composure then I start to snickerDM cringes and the party’s eyes flickerIf there was a problem Yo--that solved it!6 18’s by the book while the DM he saw it.Dice Dice Baby (Rollin) (4X)Yo man—I’m headin’ to GEN CON with these babies!Word to E Gary!Dice Dice Baby (We Rollin) (4X)Dice Dice Baby (We Rollin Rollin) (3X)/fades to Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’ keep them bones a goin’/</blockquote>

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