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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2870936" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>Here's what I think was my personal best from the 1st ENWorld Parady Contest.</p><p></p><p>Karaoke Night at the Morrus Household</p><p>(Eric is Isaac Hayes & his Grandmother sings back up).</p><p></p><p>Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk.</p><p></p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>Who's the white gamer tech that's a sex machine to all the gamer chicks?</p><p>Morrus!</p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>Ya… Oh, I can’t say that word. Who uses language like that in a song? (It’s all right grandma, just say something else, OK?). Well, OK. Ummm, Ya dang right!</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>Who is the gamer that would risk his dice for his brother gamer?</p><p>Morrus! </p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>Can you dig it? Dig what? Were his dice buried? (It just a saying grandma, let’s keep going). Ok, if that’s what the kids are saying nowdays, but it still doesn’t make any sense.</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's viruses all about?</p><p>Morrus!</p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>Right On! Morrus is such a hardworking young man. (Stick to the script, please Grandma).</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>They say this cat Morrus is a bad mother . . . Bad mother…. Ummm, line grandma.</p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>Oh, sorry, I was just confused. Morrus is such a nice young man. He’ll make a wonderful father. Why, he couldn’t even be a mother anyway. Let alone a bad one. This song just doesn’t make any sense.</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>Grandma, you’re supposed to cut in with ‘Shut Your Mouth” before I finish saying ‘Bad mother *BLEEP*’. Oops.</p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap for that young man!</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>But, I'm talkin' 'bout Morrus.</p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>Then we can dig it, but you’re still sitting in a corner with soap young man!</p><p></p><p>[Eric]</p><p>He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his server</p><p>Admin Morrus! </p><p></p><p>[Grandma]</p><p>This is why I keep a Irish Spring bar in my purse. Now come over here young man! What is a sex machine anyway? Is that like the woman doctor? I had no idea Morrus was a doctor. Now that's a career! Why can't you be more like your doctor friend Morrus? </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Umm, Sorry Folks. American Idol it ain't (Actually, it's a lot better than 90% of AI Contestants).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2870936, member: 16989"] Here's what I think was my personal best from the 1st ENWorld Parady Contest. Karaoke Night at the Morrus Household (Eric is Isaac Hayes & his Grandmother sings back up). Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk. [Eric] Who's the white gamer tech that's a sex machine to all the gamer chicks? Morrus! [Grandma] Ya… Oh, I can’t say that word. Who uses language like that in a song? (It’s all right grandma, just say something else, OK?). Well, OK. Ummm, Ya dang right! [Eric] Who is the gamer that would risk his dice for his brother gamer? Morrus! [Grandma] Can you dig it? Dig what? Were his dice buried? (It just a saying grandma, let’s keep going). Ok, if that’s what the kids are saying nowdays, but it still doesn’t make any sense. [Eric] Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's viruses all about? Morrus! [Grandma] Right On! Morrus is such a hardworking young man. (Stick to the script, please Grandma). [Eric] They say this cat Morrus is a bad mother . . . Bad mother…. Ummm, line grandma. [Grandma] Oh, sorry, I was just confused. Morrus is such a nice young man. He’ll make a wonderful father. Why, he couldn’t even be a mother anyway. Let alone a bad one. This song just doesn’t make any sense. [Eric] Grandma, you’re supposed to cut in with ‘Shut Your Mouth” before I finish saying ‘Bad mother *BLEEP*’. Oops. [Grandma] "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap for that young man! [Eric] But, I'm talkin' 'bout Morrus. [Grandma] Then we can dig it, but you’re still sitting in a corner with soap young man! [Eric] He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his server Admin Morrus! [Grandma] This is why I keep a Irish Spring bar in my purse. Now come over here young man! What is a sex machine anyway? Is that like the woman doctor? I had no idea Morrus was a doctor. Now that's a career! Why can't you be more like your doctor friend Morrus? Umm, Sorry Folks. American Idol it ain't (Actually, it's a lot better than 90% of AI Contestants). [/QUOTE]
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