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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2910673" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>I belive you said funny. The look on the DM's face when everyone shows up with a Kender (maybe a Tinker Gnome too) is quite humorous (unless he's got some sort of firearm nearby).</p><p></p><p>Anyway, on the flip side of the DM/Player releationship....</p><p>__________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>(Based on Thunderstruck by AC/DC)</p><p></p><p>Consider this song a warning.</p><p></p><p>A warning to those who use loopholes and poorly written rules to make the 'Super-PC'.</p><p></p><p>No, you aren't fooling the DM. It's just that much more satisfying when we lay the Fiendish, Legendary, Vampiric, Celestial, 20th Level barbarian/Sorcerer/Cleric Great Wyrm chosne of Tiamat on your Abomination of the Rules.</p><p></p><p>Whatever you can twink. We can twink better. Remember that.</p><p></p><p>And now a Classic from 2nd Ed days.</p><p>______________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Dragon-Stomped by BS/BR (aka Bladesinger/Battlerager)</p><p></p><p>(Roar) (x10)</p><p>I was caught</p><p>In the middle of a desert track (Roar) [...of a breath attack]</p><p>I looked round</p><p>And I knew there was no cleric at my back (Roar)</p><p>My dice flew</p><p>And I saw no number over two (Roar)</p><p>And I knew</p><p>This was no good, a no good plan by You (Roar)</p><p></p><p>Sounds like beating drums</p><p>Bitin' into my heart</p><p>The teeth in his gums</p><p>Tore me apart</p><p>I've been - Dragon-Stomped</p><p></p><p>Hit points down in single digits</p><p>Broken in seconds, by a wyrm, a great wyrm</p><p>Went down his gullet, yeah his gullet</p><p>And You had some fun</p><p>I'd met some D20 Rules</p><p>Some rules who gave me power unfair</p><p>Abused all the rules, played You for a fool</p><p>Yeah, yeah, then drakes, drakes blew their lightnin' breath</p><p></p><p>Could I make a new PC please?</p><p>Yeah You were sooo kind</p><p>I've been - Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>Yeah yeah yeah, Dragon-Stomped</p><p></p><p>Yeah</p><p>Oh, Dragon-Stomped, yeah</p><p></p><p>Now that I've been bitten off at the knees</p><p>Could I make a new PC please?</p><p></p><p>Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>Yeah yeah yeah, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>Dragon-Stomped, yeah, yeah, yeah</p><p></p><p>Said yeah, I'm all gone</p><p>You're doing fine</p><p>Yeah, I'm all gone</p><p>You're doing fine</p><p>(So fine)</p><p></p><p>Dragon-Stomped, yeah, yeah, yeah,</p><p>Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>Whoa whiny, whimpy, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>I've been Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped</p><p>I've been Dragon-Stomped</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2910673, member: 16989"] I belive you said funny. The look on the DM's face when everyone shows up with a Kender (maybe a Tinker Gnome too) is quite humorous (unless he's got some sort of firearm nearby). Anyway, on the flip side of the DM/Player releationship.... __________________________________________________ (Based on Thunderstruck by AC/DC) Consider this song a warning. A warning to those who use loopholes and poorly written rules to make the 'Super-PC'. No, you aren't fooling the DM. It's just that much more satisfying when we lay the Fiendish, Legendary, Vampiric, Celestial, 20th Level barbarian/Sorcerer/Cleric Great Wyrm chosne of Tiamat on your Abomination of the Rules. Whatever you can twink. We can twink better. Remember that. And now a Classic from 2nd Ed days. ______________________________________________ Dragon-Stomped by BS/BR (aka Bladesinger/Battlerager) (Roar) (x10) I was caught In the middle of a desert track (Roar) [...of a breath attack] I looked round And I knew there was no cleric at my back (Roar) My dice flew And I saw no number over two (Roar) And I knew This was no good, a no good plan by You (Roar) Sounds like beating drums Bitin' into my heart The teeth in his gums Tore me apart I've been - Dragon-Stomped Hit points down in single digits Broken in seconds, by a wyrm, a great wyrm Went down his gullet, yeah his gullet And You had some fun I'd met some D20 Rules Some rules who gave me power unfair Abused all the rules, played You for a fool Yeah, yeah, then drakes, drakes blew their lightnin' breath Could I make a new PC please? Yeah You were sooo kind I've been - Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped Yeah yeah yeah, Dragon-Stomped Yeah Oh, Dragon-Stomped, yeah Now that I've been bitten off at the knees Could I make a new PC please? Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped Yeah yeah yeah, Dragon-Stomped Dragon-Stomped, yeah, yeah, yeah Said yeah, I'm all gone You're doing fine Yeah, I'm all gone You're doing fine (So fine) Dragon-Stomped, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped Whoa whiny, whimpy, Dragon-Stomped I've been Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped, Dragon-Stomped I've been Dragon-Stomped [/QUOTE]
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