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<blockquote data-quote="Allandaros" data-source="post: 2915955" data-attributes="member: 30073"><p>A few Paranoia-related songs I did over at Paranoia-Live.net. Tombking is a member there, who (for reasons too lengthy to discuss here) my parodies centered on.</p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Bad, Bad, Tombking-O</strong> (to the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown)</p><p></p><p>Oh, the north side of SWE Sector</p><p>It's the baddest part of town</p><p>And if you go down there</p><p>You better just beware</p><p>Of a clone named Tombking-O</p><p></p><p>And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O</p><p>The baddest clone in the whole damn town</p><p>Badder than old Annihilator</p><p>And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot)</p><p></p><p>Now Tombking, he's a gambler</p><p>And he likes his fancy clothes</p><p>And he likes to wave his Tella-O stuff</p><p>In front of everybody’s nose</p><p>He got a custom autocar</p><p>He got an walkerbot too</p><p>He got a laser pistol in his pocket for fun</p><p>He got a razor in his shoe</p><p></p><p>And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O</p><p>The baddest clone in the whole damn town</p><p>Badder than old Annihilator</p><p>And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot)</p><p></p><p>Well friday bout a weekcycle ago</p><p>Tombking shootin’ dice</p><p>And at the edge of the autobar</p><p>Sat a jackobot named Doris</p><p>And ooh that bot looked nice</p><p>Well he cast his eyes upon it</p><p>And the trouble soon began</p><p>And Tombking learned a lesson</p><p>’bout takin' the bot of a jealous clone</p><p></p><p>And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O</p><p>The baddest clone in the whole damned town</p><p>Badder than old king kong</p><p>And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot)</p><p></p><p>Well the two clones took to fightin’</p><p>And when they pulled them from the floor</p><p>Tombking looked like a batch of Hot Fun</p><p>With a couple of pieces gone</p><p></p><p>And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O</p><p>The baddest clone in the whole damn town</p><p>Badder than old Annihilator</p><p>And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot)</p><p></p><p><strong>Tombking, PLC Man</strong> (to the tune of Secret Agent Man)</p><p> There's a man who leads a life of danger</p><p>To everyone he meets he stays a stranger</p><p>With every move he makes another chance he takes</p><p>Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow</p><p></p><p>Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man</p><p>He's given you a number and taken down your name</p><p></p><p>Beware of smiling faces that you find</p><p>A happy face can hide a traitor's mind</p><p>Ah, be careful what you say</p><p>Or you'll give yourself away</p><p>Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow</p><p></p><p>Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man</p><p>He's given you a number and taken down your name</p><p></p><p>Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man</p><p>He's given you a number and taken down your name</p><p></p><p>Swingin' at HPD&MC one day</p><p>And then layin' HEL Sector next day</p><p>Oh no, you let the wrong word slip</p><p>While taking credits slips</p><p>The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow</p><p></p><p>Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man</p><p>He's given you a number and taken down your name</p><p></p><p>Tombking PLC man...</p><p></p><p><strong>Troubleshooter Call</strong> (to the tune of Hammer to Fall)</p><p></p><p>Here we stand or here we fall</p><p>IntSec won’t care at all</p><p>Make the bed light the light</p><p>Tella-O won’t be on tonight yeah</p><p></p><p>You don’t waste no time at all</p><p>Don’t hear the bell but you answer the call</p><p>It comes to you as to us all</p><p>We’re just waiting</p><p>For the Troubleshooter call</p><p></p><p>Oh ev’ry night and every day</p><p>A little piece of you is falling away</p><p>But get more cash the FE way</p><p>Rise in clearance as your body decays yeah</p><p></p><p>Toe your line and play their game yeah</p><p>Let the Wakey-wake cover it all</p><p>Till one day they call your name</p><p>You know it’s time for the Troubleshooter call</p><p></p><p>Rich or tough or famous</p><p>For your truth it’s all the same (oh no oh no)</p><p>Lock your door the Vulture's knocking</p><p>Through your window pane (oh no)</p><p>Baby now your struggle’s all in vain</p><p></p><p>For we who grew up loyal and</p><p>In the shadow of the big FC</p><p>Convinced our voices can be heard</p><p>We just wanna sing loyalty songs louder and louder</p><p></p><p>What the HEL we fighting for?</p><p>Just surrender and it won’t hurt at all</p><p>You just got time to say your prayers</p><p>While your waiting for Troubleshooter - Troubleshooter's call</p><p></p><p>They're gonna call</p><p>Troubleshooter...Troubleshooter call</p><p>Waiting for FC to call now baby</p><p>While you’re waiting for the Troubleshooter call</p><p></p><p>Give it to Tomb one more time!</p><p></p><p>_________</p><p>...and one of Tombking's responses:</p><p></p><p><strong>Allandaros</strong> (to the tune of Goldeneye)</p><p></p><p>See the cambot moving towards your face</p><p>See the docbot that have no real ace</p><p>See his goons all around you</p><p>And you'll know you've met your match</p><p></p><p>Allandaros, with just one weakness</p><p>Allandaros, the leades of the army</p><p>Allandaros, the clone of the slugthrowers</p><p>But a flybot will bring him to his knees</p><p></p><p>You'll never know</p><p>How your second hand took control after the fight</p><p>You'll never know</p><p>How she killed commies left and right</p><p>You'll never know the plots, the tricks, the schemes</p><p>The schemes she schemed</p><p>But soon her time will come</p><p>And time, time is not on her side</p><p></p><p>See him shoot, with this great big slugthrower</p><p>He's the boss, they do what he says</p><p>See the commies fall before him</p><p>If I were him I wouldn't spare that girl</p><p></p><p>Allandaros, not bot or vendomachine</p><p>Allandaros, watch out for Tassa-DAR!</p><p>Allandaros, you're in a whole lot of trouble!</p><p>Did you really think two squads would be enough?</p><p></p><p>You'll never know</p><p>How the commies ran away from AUR</p><p>You'll never know</p><p>You were so close, and now you've been denied</p><p>If you'd set some kind of trap,</p><p>You might still be alive</p><p>Revenge, it's a flybot</p><p>Here's my little tip</p><p>Next time send warbots to blast them blind</p><p>Poor Allandaaaaaarrrrrrooooooos!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Allandaros, post: 2915955, member: 30073"] A few Paranoia-related songs I did over at Paranoia-Live.net. Tombking is a member there, who (for reasons too lengthy to discuss here) my parodies centered on. [B] Bad, Bad, Tombking-O[/B] (to the tune of Bad Bad Leroy Brown) Oh, the north side of SWE Sector It's the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a clone named Tombking-O And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O The baddest clone in the whole damn town Badder than old Annihilator And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot) Now Tombking, he's a gambler And he likes his fancy clothes And he likes to wave his Tella-O stuff In front of everybody’s nose He got a custom autocar He got an walkerbot too He got a laser pistol in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O The baddest clone in the whole damn town Badder than old Annihilator And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot) Well friday bout a weekcycle ago Tombking shootin’ dice And at the edge of the autobar Sat a jackobot named Doris And ooh that bot looked nice Well he cast his eyes upon it And the trouble soon began And Tombking learned a lesson ’bout takin' the bot of a jealous clone And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O The baddest clone in the whole damned town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot) Well the two clones took to fightin’ And when they pulled them from the floor Tombking looked like a batch of Hot Fun With a couple of pieces gone And it’s bad, bad Tombking-O The baddest clone in the whole damn town Badder than old Annihilator And meaner than a junkyard dog(bot) [b]Tombking, PLC Man[/b] (to the tune of Secret Agent Man) There's a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man He's given you a number and taken down your name Beware of smiling faces that you find A happy face can hide a traitor's mind Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man He's given you a number and taken down your name Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man He's given you a number and taken down your name Swingin' at HPD&MC one day And then layin' HEL Sector next day Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While taking credits slips The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow Tombking PLC man, Tombking PLC man He's given you a number and taken down your name Tombking PLC man... [b]Troubleshooter Call[/b] (to the tune of Hammer to Fall) Here we stand or here we fall IntSec won’t care at all Make the bed light the light Tella-O won’t be on tonight yeah You don’t waste no time at all Don’t hear the bell but you answer the call It comes to you as to us all We’re just waiting For the Troubleshooter call Oh ev’ry night and every day A little piece of you is falling away But get more cash the FE way Rise in clearance as your body decays yeah Toe your line and play their game yeah Let the Wakey-wake cover it all Till one day they call your name You know it’s time for the Troubleshooter call Rich or tough or famous For your truth it’s all the same (oh no oh no) Lock your door the Vulture's knocking Through your window pane (oh no) Baby now your struggle’s all in vain For we who grew up loyal and In the shadow of the big FC Convinced our voices can be heard We just wanna sing loyalty songs louder and louder What the HEL we fighting for? Just surrender and it won’t hurt at all You just got time to say your prayers While your waiting for Troubleshooter - Troubleshooter's call They're gonna call Troubleshooter...Troubleshooter call Waiting for FC to call now baby While you’re waiting for the Troubleshooter call Give it to Tomb one more time! _________ ...and one of Tombking's responses: [b]Allandaros[/b] (to the tune of Goldeneye) See the cambot moving towards your face See the docbot that have no real ace See his goons all around you And you'll know you've met your match Allandaros, with just one weakness Allandaros, the leades of the army Allandaros, the clone of the slugthrowers But a flybot will bring him to his knees You'll never know How your second hand took control after the fight You'll never know How she killed commies left and right You'll never know the plots, the tricks, the schemes The schemes she schemed But soon her time will come And time, time is not on her side See him shoot, with this great big slugthrower He's the boss, they do what he says See the commies fall before him If I were him I wouldn't spare that girl Allandaros, not bot or vendomachine Allandaros, watch out for Tassa-DAR! Allandaros, you're in a whole lot of trouble! Did you really think two squads would be enough? You'll never know How the commies ran away from AUR You'll never know You were so close, and now you've been denied If you'd set some kind of trap, You might still be alive Revenge, it's a flybot Here's my little tip Next time send warbots to blast them blind Poor Allandaaaaaarrrrrrooooooos! [/QUOTE]
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