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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2940735" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>If you happen to meet Diaglo in person, you can try to get him to sing this.</p><p></p><p>If he refuses, just treat him to a liter of Mountain Dew or three and all the Krispy-Kreme he can eat.</p><p></p><p>If you then keep him up past his bedtime (say 8:30 or so), He'll jump up on the table and begin to shout his anthem out.</p><p></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-size: 12px">O.D.D. by Diaglo</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p>Ernie with Bigby</p><p>Gary dropped a load in '74 </p><p></p><p>O.D.D, how can I explain it</p><p>I'll take you booklet by booklet</p><p>To have y'all playin' I shall be singin' it</p><p>O is for Original, D is for Dungeon delvin' venture</p><p>The last D...well...that's not that creature</p><p>WotC's gone the way to turn a lion 'to kitten</p><p>It's seven little letters that are missin' here</p><p>You get on occasion I'm DM'in' the party</p><p>As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'</p><p></p><p>D02 Hate it!</p><p></p><p>You ever had a PC and set the stats all in a nice row?</p><p>You get a sheet and 3d6 numbers and then you feelin' real mellow</p><p>You get done in under an hour, the playin's all you need'ta know </p><p>When you roll up and there's no place there for feats or class features</p><p>It's tha GAME, G to the A to the M to the E</p><p>It's just your dwarf at a tavern house (Boy, their women <strong>IS </strong> hairy)</p><p>It's O.D.D time, other people's games don't get it</p><p>There's no rules for sissy-bits there's just rooms wit critters to hit in it</p><p>How many gamers out there know just what I'm gettin' at?</p><p>Who thinks it's wrong 'cos all I do is killin' and co-killin' em' all? </p><p>Well if you do, that's O.D.D. and you're not down with it</p><p>But if you don't, here's your ol'skool membership</p><p></p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (Every last homie)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (All my homies) </p><p></p><p>As for Watzee, O.D.D. means something lesser</p><p>The last two letters are the same but the first is something different</p><p>It's the useless, ugliest, mean-- I call it the meanest</p><p>It's another eight letter word rhymin' with banal and awful</p><p>I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly</p><p>I say the first O...hmmm...stands for property</p><p>Now Watzee here comes wit a 'game', shows da' game run to me, now tell me exactly...</p><p>Have you ever known a maker who have another like, ah game wit dice</p><p>And you just had to stop and play 'cos it look just as nice</p><p>You looked at it, the look hooked at you and you knew right away</p><p>That it had nothin' but you was gonna buy it anyway</p><p>It couldn't be as clean and honestly you didn't care</p><p>'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there</p><p>When y'all are finished, y'all can leave and y'all would know</p><p>And then y'all could throw the inferior books right in the closet do'</p><p>Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your heads up high</p><p>Say O.D.D. (O.D.D) I like to say with pride</p><p>Now when you play it, play it well and make sure all XP mounts</p><p>You're now down with playin' for stakes that counts</p><p></p><p></p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (Every last gamer)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (All the gamers)</p><p></p><p>This GM, ah tried to A.D.D. me</p><p>I had a GM and he knew that matter-of-fact my group and how we rolled wit it</p><p>We had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument</p><p>He tried to run so we did run in my basement, darn it</p><p>How he wasn't running IT must have been why we hit the ceiling</p><p>'Cos after that he kept on coming back and preachin' non-weaps.</p><p>I said, "Let's go my game is da' original so you gotta leave"</p><p>He said, "Oh no, You'll love your Class Kit" I said, "Now wannabe please"</p><p>You gots to leave, come grab your DMG, right now you gotta go</p><p>I then took you up the stairs and through the stair-window</p><p>That was a game, a stupid game, he shouldn't have even tried to start</p><p>'Cos he knew I was O.D.D, hell from the very start</p><p>Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about</p><p>When you go down, you can't go underground runnin' off to the south</p><p>That's rule number one in this O.D.D. rules-set</p><p>You roll your stats 3d6 and you place them back to back</p><p>Exciting isn't it, a special kinda Role-Play to it</p><p>Many of you will play the same sorta O.D.D. I'm with</p><p>Him or her for sure is going to admit it</p><p>When O.D.D. comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it</p><p></p><p></p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (Our whole party)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me)</p><p>Who's down with O.D.D? (Our whole party)</p><p></p><p>Break it down!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>You kids are all a bunch of (Deleted) (Deleted)!!! In my day we had to go HOME to use the phone, none of that (Deleted) CELL PHONE (Deleted)! We had to WALK to our conventions UPHILL, BOTH WAYS. The balor is a pathetic piece of (Deleted) that a REAL VI Demon would eat for BREAKFAST if Type VI Demons ate (Deleted) for Breakfast!</p><p></p><p>I love Showtunes!!!</p><p></p><p>I feel Pretty, </p><p>So Pretty, Witty, and Wise!</p><p></p><p>(About now is when the sugar and caffeine high wears off & the sleep deprivation kicks in. You can usually talk him down with a 'Best of Streisand CD', but keep him away from any S.C.A. weapons). </p><p></p><p></p><p>Except for the Sugar Induced rant at the end, Diaglo took all his Inspiration from his Hate of the New Millennium (almost anything past 1983 in fact), and his love of hard-core rap music.</p><p></p><p>This tune is him just representin' his peeps Naughty by Nature and their hit O.P.P.</p><p></p><p>(I think he's working on an all Gygax inspired version of 50's newest album).</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2940735, member: 16989"] If you happen to meet Diaglo in person, you can try to get him to sing this. If he refuses, just treat him to a liter of Mountain Dew or three and all the Krispy-Kreme he can eat. If you then keep him up past his bedtime (say 8:30 or so), He'll jump up on the table and begin to shout his anthem out. [B][U][SIZE=3]O.D.D. by Diaglo[/SIZE][/U][/B] Ernie with Bigby Gary dropped a load in '74 O.D.D, how can I explain it I'll take you booklet by booklet To have y'all playin' I shall be singin' it O is for Original, D is for Dungeon delvin' venture The last D...well...that's not that creature WotC's gone the way to turn a lion 'to kitten It's seven little letters that are missin' here You get on occasion I'm DM'in' the party As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin' D02 Hate it! You ever had a PC and set the stats all in a nice row? You get a sheet and 3d6 numbers and then you feelin' real mellow You get done in under an hour, the playin's all you need'ta know When you roll up and there's no place there for feats or class features It's tha GAME, G to the A to the M to the E It's just your dwarf at a tavern house (Boy, their women [B]IS [/B] hairy) It's O.D.D time, other people's games don't get it There's no rules for sissy-bits there's just rooms wit critters to hit in it How many gamers out there know just what I'm gettin' at? Who thinks it's wrong 'cos all I do is killin' and co-killin' em' all? Well if you do, that's O.D.D. and you're not down with it But if you don't, here's your ol'skool membership You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (Every last homie) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (All my homies) As for Watzee, O.D.D. means something lesser The last two letters are the same but the first is something different It's the useless, ugliest, mean-- I call it the meanest It's another eight letter word rhymin' with banal and awful I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly I say the first O...hmmm...stands for property Now Watzee here comes wit a 'game', shows da' game run to me, now tell me exactly... Have you ever known a maker who have another like, ah game wit dice And you just had to stop and play 'cos it look just as nice You looked at it, the look hooked at you and you knew right away That it had nothin' but you was gonna buy it anyway It couldn't be as clean and honestly you didn't care 'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there When y'all are finished, y'all can leave and y'all would know And then y'all could throw the inferior books right in the closet do' Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your heads up high Say O.D.D. (O.D.D) I like to say with pride Now when you play it, play it well and make sure all XP mounts You're now down with playin' for stakes that counts You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (Every last gamer) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (All the gamers) This GM, ah tried to A.D.D. me I had a GM and he knew that matter-of-fact my group and how we rolled wit it We had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument He tried to run so we did run in my basement, darn it How he wasn't running IT must have been why we hit the ceiling 'Cos after that he kept on coming back and preachin' non-weaps. I said, "Let's go my game is da' original so you gotta leave" He said, "Oh no, You'll love your Class Kit" I said, "Now wannabe please" You gots to leave, come grab your DMG, right now you gotta go I then took you up the stairs and through the stair-window That was a game, a stupid game, he shouldn't have even tried to start 'Cos he knew I was O.D.D, hell from the very start Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about When you go down, you can't go underground runnin' off to the south That's rule number one in this O.D.D. rules-set You roll your stats 3d6 and you place them back to back Exciting isn't it, a special kinda Role-Play to it Many of you will play the same sorta O.D.D. I'm with Him or her for sure is going to admit it When O.D.D. comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (Our whole party) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) You down with O.D.D. (Yeah you know me) Who's down with O.D.D? (Our whole party) Break it down! You kids are all a bunch of (Deleted) (Deleted)!!! In my day we had to go HOME to use the phone, none of that (Deleted) CELL PHONE (Deleted)! We had to WALK to our conventions UPHILL, BOTH WAYS. The balor is a pathetic piece of (Deleted) that a REAL VI Demon would eat for BREAKFAST if Type VI Demons ate (Deleted) for Breakfast! I love Showtunes!!! I feel Pretty, So Pretty, Witty, and Wise! (About now is when the sugar and caffeine high wears off & the sleep deprivation kicks in. You can usually talk him down with a 'Best of Streisand CD', but keep him away from any S.C.A. weapons). Except for the Sugar Induced rant at the end, Diaglo took all his Inspiration from his Hate of the New Millennium (almost anything past 1983 in fact), and his love of hard-core rap music. This tune is him just representin' his peeps Naughty by Nature and their hit O.P.P. (I think he's working on an all Gygax inspired version of 50's newest album). [/QUOTE]
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