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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 3155032" data-attributes="member: 16989"><p>I have RETURNED!</p><p></p><p>Not even bouts of Explosive Diarrhea can keep me away forever. (I'm never eating a Italian Sub followed by Bacon Covered Potato Skins again)</p><p></p><p>With Special thanks to Jim Croce and his song Operator (That's Not the Way it Feels) </p><p></p><p>________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Celestial Deva (That's not the way level draining feels) </p><p></p><p>by: Jim Croakeed, III (and IV, and V, and VII); VI got killed during Background Creation.</p><p></p><p>Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?</p><p>See, the organs in my ribcage are cold and blooded</p><p>The unliving in a cave was my best old ex-friend Ray</p><p>A rogue I knew well and sometimes hated</p><p></p><p>Isn't that the way level draining goes?</p><p>Well, I've forgot spell slots</p><p>And give me the components if you can find em</p><p>So I can cast just to level nine and those below</p><p>I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well </p><p>I only wish my spells could just restore myself</p><p>That it just wasn't real</p><p>But that's not the way level draining feels</p><p></p><p>Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer?</p><p>Well, I can't read the scroll that the druid gave me</p><p>That something took my eyes, I think it happened last time</p><p>I built around a class that I thought would save me</p><p></p><p>Isn't that the way level draining goes?</p><p>Well, I've forgot spell slots</p><p>And give me the components if you can find em</p><p>So I can cast just to level nine and those below</p><p>I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well </p><p>I only wish my spells could just restore myself</p><p>That it just wasn't real</p><p>But that's not the way level draining feels</p><p></p><p>Celestial Deva, let's forget about this prayer</p><p>You see there's no more negative hit points I can fall to</p><p>Thank you for your time, though I'll rise as one more of their kind</p><p>And you can't turn me this time</p><p></p><p>Isn't that the way level draining goes?</p><p>Well, I've forgot spell slots</p><p>And give me the components if you can find em</p><p>So I can cast just to level nine and those below</p><p>I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well </p><p>I only wish my spells could just restore myself</p><p>That it just wasn't real</p><p>But that's not the way level draining feels</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 3155032, member: 16989"] I have RETURNED! Not even bouts of Explosive Diarrhea can keep me away forever. (I'm never eating a Italian Sub followed by Bacon Covered Potato Skins again) With Special thanks to Jim Croce and his song Operator (That's Not the Way it Feels) ________________________________________________ Celestial Deva (That's not the way level draining feels) by: Jim Croakeed, III (and IV, and V, and VII); VI got killed during Background Creation. Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer? See, the organs in my ribcage are cold and blooded The unliving in a cave was my best old ex-friend Ray A rogue I knew well and sometimes hated Isn't that the way level draining goes? Well, I've forgot spell slots And give me the components if you can find em So I can cast just to level nine and those below I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well I only wish my spells could just restore myself That it just wasn't real But that's not the way level draining feels Celestial Deva, well could you help me place this prayer? Well, I can't read the scroll that the druid gave me That something took my eyes, I think it happened last time I built around a class that I thought would save me Isn't that the way level draining goes? Well, I've forgot spell slots And give me the components if you can find em So I can cast just to level nine and those below I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well I only wish my spells could just restore myself That it just wasn't real But that's not the way level draining feels Celestial Deva, let's forget about this prayer You see there's no more negative hit points I can fall to Thank you for your time, though I'll rise as one more of their kind And you can't turn me this time Isn't that the way level draining goes? Well, I've forgot spell slots And give me the components if you can find em So I can cast just to level nine and those below I've succumbed to the blow, I’ve unlearned what I knew well I only wish my spells could just restore myself That it just wasn't real But that's not the way level draining feels [/QUOTE]
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