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<blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 3741803" data-attributes="member: 34175"><p>In light of recent events I post the following: As a public service announcement, please note that this post is for humor's sake, if you believe anything contained within, please get your head examined. - Thank You.</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>THE 4TH EDITION SONG</strong></span></p><p><em>(To the tune of “The Phantom of the Opera (Extended Version))</em></p><p></p><p><strong>GAMERS</strong></p><p>At GenCon gaming fair, WotC they came … </p><p>And in a voice so clear, they did proclaim … </p><p>The game you love so dear is out of date,</p><p>The new edition rules have finally come, to our planning slate … </p><p><strong>WotC</strong></p><p>Come once again with us, both far and near … </p><p>We bring a rules update, to shrink and clear …</p><p>All forms of mass debate, these work real fine</p><p>The 4th Edition’s finally on its way, so get in line …</p><p><strong>GAMERS</strong></p><p>But WotC can’t you see, it’s way too soon …</p><p>Don’t you fear the fan hate?</p><p><strong>WotC</strong></p><p>No you will swoon… </p><p><strong>BOTH</strong></p><p>These rules are simplified, you will be floored</p><p>The 4th Edition’s finally on its way, so get on board.</p><p><strong>OFFSTAGE VOICES</strong></p><p>It's here, the long awaited 4th Edition … </p><p>So go and buy the newer 4th Edition … </p><p><strong>WotC</strong></p><p>So clean your bank accounts, it’s time again,</p><p>To buy a whole new line</p><p><strong>GAMERS</strong></p><p>We’re off to spend</p><p><strong>BOTH</strong></p><p>And as the time draws near, prepare again</p><p>Because the 4.5 Edition comes, in twenty-ten.</p><p><strong>WotC</strong></p><p>Buy my minions of gaming!</p><p><strong>GAMERS & OFFSTAGE VOICES</strong></p><p>It's here, the long awaited 4th Edition … </p><p>So go and buy the newer 4th Edition …</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Thunderfoot, post: 3741803, member: 34175"] In light of recent events I post the following: As a public service announcement, please note that this post is for humor's sake, if you believe anything contained within, please get your head examined. - Thank You. [SIZE=4][B]THE 4TH EDITION SONG[/B][/SIZE] [I](To the tune of “The Phantom of the Opera (Extended Version))[/I] [B]GAMERS[/B] At GenCon gaming fair, WotC they came … And in a voice so clear, they did proclaim … The game you love so dear is out of date, The new edition rules have finally come, to our planning slate … [B]WotC[/B] Come once again with us, both far and near … We bring a rules update, to shrink and clear … All forms of mass debate, these work real fine The 4th Edition’s finally on its way, so get in line … [B]GAMERS[/B] But WotC can’t you see, it’s way too soon … Don’t you fear the fan hate? [B]WotC[/B] No you will swoon… [b]BOTH[/b] These rules are simplified, you will be floored The 4th Edition’s finally on its way, so get on board. [b]OFFSTAGE VOICES[/b] It's here, the long awaited 4th Edition … So go and buy the newer 4th Edition … [B]WotC[/B] So clean your bank accounts, it’s time again, To buy a whole new line [B]GAMERS[/B] We’re off to spend [b]BOTH[/b] And as the time draws near, prepare again Because the 4.5 Edition comes, in twenty-ten. [B]WotC[/B] Buy my minions of gaming! [B]GAMERS & OFFSTAGE VOICES[/B] It's here, the long awaited 4th Edition … So go and buy the newer 4th Edition … [/QUOTE]
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