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<blockquote data-quote="Stormborn" data-source="post: 3824339" data-attributes="member: 14041"><p>Some of the rhymes and rthyms are forced, but they are on the original as well:</p><p></p><p>Sung to the tune of Cowboy by Kid Rock:</p><p></p><p></p><p>DWARFBOY</p><p></p><p>Dwarfboy...Dwarfboy... </p><p>Well I'm ready for the game and I'm gonna be the best </p><p>Where real dwarves come with beards and the dungeons filled with chests</p><p>Find a cave in the hills, pray to Mordain</p><p>Turn undead with the cry “Here comes the pain!” </p><p>And I'm a Dwarfboy all around the mine</p><p>With big nasty axe and a bottle of spacebrine </p><p>When it comes to XP well I’m getting’ the most </p><p>Cause my foes are dead and I gotta right to boast</p><p>Got me a couple of friends and a couple of scars </p><p>Got some in the dungeon but most of ‘em in bars</p><p>Skip the exposition!…I wanna fight</p><p>Got racial darkvision and I’m ready to smite! </p><p>Start an holy order when I get to the right level </p><p>’Cause we are headed to hell to hunt us a devil </p><p>Born under rock, a hammer for my first toy</p><p>And I’m at home underground sucker...cause I was born to be a </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’</p><p>I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Sleep at night so I get my spells next day </p><p>Dwarfboy (baby) </p><p>I can smell an orc from a mile away </p><p></p><p>I bet you'll hear them all crying when the rolls come in </p><p>Cause I got an 18 Strength and I’m ready to win </p><p>Stone cuttin’, steel slinging, son of the hills</p><p>When I get hungy adventurin’ pays the bills </p><p>Corset and buckler, axe and sword </p><p>Gems and statues, coins laid in hoard </p><p>And when the time is right I'm gonna make my bid boy </p><p></p><p>And let the ta-nar-ri’i know why they call me </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’ </p><p>I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Sleep at night so I get my spells next day </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>I can smell an orc from a mile away </p><p></p><p></p><p>Yeah...Son of the Rock...but you can call me Ulgar </p><p>Got a long quest ahead of me, guess we will see how far</p><p>Raid the goblin lair and make for the pass </p><p>Meet up with a giant show him my axe </p><p>No kiddin', spell slingin', foes hittin' the floor </p><p>Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, soakin’ up the damage of course </p><p>No remorse for the zombie, skeleton, or wight </p><p>I'm turnin’ undead, and I can do it all night HUH </p><p>Fight all chaos, every cultist and deus </p><p>If the DM doesn’t like it she can find new players </p><p>Call out a challenge, see if we have any takers </p><p>They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us </p><p>Just cause I’m short you think you can pick on me...roll initiative and then we’ll see </p><p>But I ain't no munchkin, I’m a regular player</p><p>Drink Mountain Dew and quote from the Vampire Slayer</p><p>Talk like a Scot, take my turn, get in my lick </p><p>My only words of wisdom are just “Grandma Edit” </p><p>I'm send my cash to that Coast and </p><p>Keep on keep on playing until 8th edition! </p><p></p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’ </p><p>I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby </p><p>Sleep at night so I get my spells next day </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>I can smell an orc from a mile away </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ </p><p>Dwarfboy baby </p><p>With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ </p><p>Dwarfboy </p><p>”It must be mine!”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Stormborn, post: 3824339, member: 14041"] Some of the rhymes and rthyms are forced, but they are on the original as well: Sung to the tune of Cowboy by Kid Rock: DWARFBOY Dwarfboy...Dwarfboy... Well I'm ready for the game and I'm gonna be the best Where real dwarves come with beards and the dungeons filled with chests Find a cave in the hills, pray to Mordain Turn undead with the cry “Here comes the pain!” And I'm a Dwarfboy all around the mine With big nasty axe and a bottle of spacebrine When it comes to XP well I’m getting’ the most Cause my foes are dead and I gotta right to boast Got me a couple of friends and a couple of scars Got some in the dungeon but most of ‘em in bars Skip the exposition!…I wanna fight Got racial darkvision and I’m ready to smite! Start an holy order when I get to the right level ’Cause we are headed to hell to hunt us a devil Born under rock, a hammer for my first toy And I’m at home underground sucker...cause I was born to be a Dwarfboy baby With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ Dwarfboy baby Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’ I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby Sleep at night so I get my spells next day Dwarfboy (baby) I can smell an orc from a mile away I bet you'll hear them all crying when the rolls come in Cause I got an 18 Strength and I’m ready to win Stone cuttin’, steel slinging, son of the hills When I get hungy adventurin’ pays the bills Corset and buckler, axe and sword Gems and statues, coins laid in hoard And when the time is right I'm gonna make my bid boy And let the ta-nar-ri’i know why they call me Dwarfboy baby With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ Dwarfboy baby Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’ I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby Sleep at night so I get my spells next day Dwarfboy baby I can smell an orc from a mile away Yeah...Son of the Rock...but you can call me Ulgar Got a long quest ahead of me, guess we will see how far Raid the goblin lair and make for the pass Meet up with a giant show him my axe No kiddin', spell slingin', foes hittin' the floor Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, soakin’ up the damage of course No remorse for the zombie, skeleton, or wight I'm turnin’ undead, and I can do it all night HUH Fight all chaos, every cultist and deus If the DM doesn’t like it she can find new players Call out a challenge, see if we have any takers They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us Just cause I’m short you think you can pick on me...roll initiative and then we’ll see But I ain't no munchkin, I’m a regular player Drink Mountain Dew and quote from the Vampire Slayer Talk like a Scot, take my turn, get in my lick My only words of wisdom are just “Grandma Edit” I'm send my cash to that Coast and Keep on keep on playing until 8th edition! Dwarfboy baby With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ Dwarfboy baby Axe is swingin’ and spells are flyin’ I gotta be a Dwarfboy baby Sleep at night so I get my spells next day Dwarfboy baby I can smell an orc from a mile away Dwarfboy baby With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ Dwarfboy baby With my Con maxed out and my fullplate shinin’ Dwarfboy ”It must be mine!” [/QUOTE]
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