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<blockquote data-quote="Mialee" data-source="post: 218601" data-attributes="member: 101"><p>Well, I posted a bunch of haikus in the In Character forums about the Iconics: </p><p></p><p>Piratecat no post</p><p>Him make promise but no post</p><p>DungeonMaster... help!</p><p></p><p>Dirty thieving scamp</p><p>Give me back my underthings</p><p>I hate you, Nebin.</p><p></p><p>Grimy, huggable</p><p>Purplish, lovable half-orc</p><p>Krusk is a cutie. </p><p></p><p>Ale, whores, ale, whores, belch</p><p>Ale, whores, Ale, whores, punch, slash, stab</p><p>Ale, whores, Ale, whores, bah</p><p></p><p>Devis, lightly sing</p><p>Take your lute in hand; that thing</p><p>with the little strings.</p><p></p><p>Hennet, buttercup!</p><p>Hennet, buckle up! We ride,</p><p>so mousse that hair up!</p><p></p><p>Little Lidda, go</p><p>With your cotton wads in tow</p><p>and plus one crossbow.</p><p></p><p>Pelor, shining one!</p><p>Nay, whore, I want none- 'specially</p><p>not if Regdar's done.</p><p></p><p>Holy warrior</p><p>Gold clad, preach Heironeous</p><p>with your butch haircut.</p><p></p><p>White hair, white skin, sticks</p><p>Pet Perea, great sleeping bear</p><p>druid in her grove</p><p></p><p>About me, from Vadania and Alhandra respectively:</p><p></p><p>Mialee, Iconic elf</p><p>Outfit does not cover butt</p><p>Great Magic in book.</p><p></p><p>Pointy-eared elf mage</p><p>Don't leave home without cotton</p><p>Elf rack tiny ; big brain</p><p></p><p>About Lidda's "situation", from Nebin:</p><p></p><p>Lil Halfling with big tummy</p><p>All a tweeter with nesting</p><p>lil Quaterling or Half gnome ?</p><p></p><p>Krusk's Nebin/Lidda poem is unfit for print.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mialee, post: 218601, member: 101"] Well, I posted a bunch of haikus in the In Character forums about the Iconics: Piratecat no post Him make promise but no post DungeonMaster... help! Dirty thieving scamp Give me back my underthings I hate you, Nebin. Grimy, huggable Purplish, lovable half-orc Krusk is a cutie. Ale, whores, ale, whores, belch Ale, whores, Ale, whores, punch, slash, stab Ale, whores, Ale, whores, bah Devis, lightly sing Take your lute in hand; that thing with the little strings. Hennet, buttercup! Hennet, buckle up! We ride, so mousse that hair up! Little Lidda, go With your cotton wads in tow and plus one crossbow. Pelor, shining one! Nay, whore, I want none- 'specially not if Regdar's done. Holy warrior Gold clad, preach Heironeous with your butch haircut. White hair, white skin, sticks Pet Perea, great sleeping bear druid in her grove About me, from Vadania and Alhandra respectively: Mialee, Iconic elf Outfit does not cover butt Great Magic in book. Pointy-eared elf mage Don't leave home without cotton Elf rack tiny ; big brain About Lidda's "situation", from Nebin: Lil Halfling with big tummy All a tweeter with nesting lil Quaterling or Half gnome ? Krusk's Nebin/Lidda poem is unfit for print. [/QUOTE]
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