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<blockquote data-quote="Hannerdyn" data-source="post: 6463289" data-attributes="member: 6777934">Hugo van Haan pushed the chair out of his way. &quot;s'Not fair if I can hardly see over your elbow!&quot; he said, placing his elbow on the table which was about gut-high to the dwarf. One way to win a contest of egos was to prove to the room you didn't have one. Hugo would do this through self-deprecating humor, which would also serve to take all the good insults away from Gvido.&quot;Ah, what heroics!&quot; Hugo said, then extended a hand to the rough men in Gvido's crew. &quot;Imagine all these men swelling with pride when they tell their girls that they serve a man who once won an arm-wrestling match with a dwarf shaped like a bag-pipe.&quot;Taking his arm off the table quickly, he wondered aloud - a finger to his bearded lips, &quot;I'm terribly sorry, are we sinistral or dextral?&quot; he asked, placing his left elbow on the table. &quot;Let me put that in terms this gathering will understand - you want to wrestle the hand that wipes my arse, or the one that gutters my nose?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Hannerdyn, post: 6463289, member: 6777934"] Hugo van Haan pushed the chair out of his way. [COLOR="#008000"]"s'Not fair if I can hardly see over your elbow!"[/COLOR] he said, placing his elbow on the table which was about gut-high to the dwarf. One way to win a contest of egos was to prove to the room you didn't have one. Hugo would do this through self-deprecating humor, which would also serve to take all the good insults away from Gvido. [COLOR="#008000"]"Ah, what heroics!"[/COLOR] Hugo said, then extended a hand to the rough men in Gvido's crew. [COLOR="#008000"]"Imagine all these men swelling with pride when they tell their girls that [I]they [/I]serve a man who once won an arm-wrestling match with a dwarf shaped like a bag-pipe."[/COLOR] Taking his arm off the table quickly, he wondered aloud - a finger to his bearded lips, [COLOR="#008000"]"I'm terribly sorry, are we sinistral or dextral?"[/COLOR] he asked, placing his left elbow on the table. [COLOR="#008000"]"Let me put that in terms this gathering will understand - you want to wrestle the hand that wipes my arse, or the one that gutters my nose?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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