Spells with a word substituted with "cheese"

[OnCider]

Mordenkainen's Magnificent Cheese...

 

[TiQuinn]

Cheese.

Substituted for Slow.

 

[Piratecat]

This is even funnier with "poodle."

Otto's Irrestible Poodle.
Poodleball.
Poodlewalk.
Poodlestorm.

Beware the poodlemancer!

 

[Tsyr]

How can you resist "Cheeseball" (fireball), "Magic Cheese" (Magic Missle), Wall of Cheese (Wall of Force), and "Globe of Cheese" (Globe of invulnerability).

Poodleball
Magic Poodle
Wall of Poodles
Globe of Poodles

Ok, poodleball is just disturbing...

 

[OnCider]

Tasha's Hideous Cheese

 

[howandwhy99]

Inflict Minor Cheese
Shield of Cheese
Zone of Cheese
Cheese Field
Summon Cheese I-IX
Symbol of Cheese
Cheese, Greater
Create Greater Cheese
Word of Cheese
Cheese' Feast
Cheese Drain
Astral Cheese
Power Word: Cheese
True Cheese
Control Cheese
Animate Cheese
and
Divine Cheese

 

[Revenge of the Bjorn]

Cheese of Vengeance
Righteous Cheese
Summon Cheese II
Mordenkainen's Faithful Cheese (or Poodle)

 

[Taelorn76]

how about

Animate Cheese
Mordenkainen's Private Cheese
Bigby's Crushing Cheese
Melf's Acid Cheese

 

[Goobermunch]

And don't forget Leomund's Secure Cheese.

--G

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Power Word: Cheese

That's what Photomancers use, right?

Stinking Cheese.
Wail of the Bancheese
Cheesy Touch
Cheese Shape
Transport via Cheese
Trap the Cheese
Symbol of Cheese
Cheeseskin
Stone to Cheese
Cheese to Flesh
Cheese Immunity
Cheese Growth
Speak with Cheese
Cheese Storm
Soften Cheese and Stone
Sepia Cheese Sigil
Scorching Cheese (a.k.a. Fondue)
Remove Cheese
Otiluke's Cheesy Sphere
Meld into Cheese
Illusory Cheese
Hide from Cheese
Heat/Chill Chease
Cheese of Invulnerabilty
Magic Circle against Cheese
Cheese/Quest
Find the Cheese
Enercheese Drain
Cheese Shapes.