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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2328072" data-attributes="member: 16989">I don'tBecause I lack the talent.I did game with one DM who liked to put it all sorts of sound effects....Whenever we encountered monsters in the process, of, ummm, well, copulating in an orgy of lust that a viagra &amp; vodka sponsered Spring Break party would be hard put to live up to.We encountered this waaaaayyyyy to often (I know realize the DM had issues).But, he would go into very specific detail &amp; his sound effects of slapping fleash made you feel like you were, indeed, overlooking the Troll Orgy.It happened so often, we actually had a set plan for how to attack.&nbsp; We'd wait till things began to approach a climax (not that way!&nbsp; OK, sometimes that way) &amp; then we unleash our concenterated ranged attacks while all the monsters were distracted.&nbsp; Then storm in, weapons drawn while the monsters still had their pants down (so to speak).Also the DM had a favorable 'called shots' house rule (this was in 2nd ed) where you took a -4 penalty to hit, but could call you shot if you hit.&nbsp; As we got high enough, the -4 was no big deal.&nbsp; So, we decided to call our shots (remember that whole pant's down analogy?).&nbsp; Three rounds of &quot;Called Shot Genitals&quot; and those hill giants were scrambling to surrender in order to save their 'gianthood'.Yet, for some reason, we KEPT RANDOMLY ENCOUNTERING CREATURES MATING.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2328072, member: 16989"] I don't Because I lack the talent. I did game with one DM who liked to put it all sorts of sound effects.... Whenever we encountered monsters in the process, of, ummm, well, copulating in an orgy of lust that a viagra & vodka sponsered Spring Break party would be hard put to live up to. We encountered this waaaaayyyyy to often (I know realize the DM had issues). But, he would go into very specific detail & his sound effects of slapping fleash made you feel like you were, indeed, overlooking the Troll Orgy. It happened so often, we actually had a set plan for how to attack. We'd wait till things began to approach a climax (not that way! OK, sometimes that way) & then we unleash our concenterated ranged attacks while all the monsters were distracted. Then storm in, weapons drawn while the monsters still had their pants down (so to speak). Also the DM had a favorable 'called shots' house rule (this was in 2nd ed) where you took a -4 penalty to hit, but could call you shot if you hit. As we got high enough, the -4 was no big deal. So, we decided to call our shots (remember that whole pant's down analogy?). Three rounds of "Called Shot Genitals" and those hill giants were scrambling to surrender in order to save their 'gianthood'. Yet, for some reason, we KEPT RANDOMLY ENCOUNTERING CREATURES MATING. [/QUOTE]

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