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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mad Mac" data-source="post: 4074485" data-attributes="member: 27873">It leads to splendid inter-party dynamics, I'm sure. Wizard: "Oh no! The Orc Paladin of Warhuggles has marked me! If I attack anyone else but him I'll take a penalty on my spell attack rolls due to split concentration, and my poor squishy buttoks will be zapped! Fighter: No worries, chum! I'll just mark you instead, and you need not fear his creepy glowy burnination.Wizard: Great! So how does that work?Fighter: Oh, it's easy. First I'll hit you with my greataxe. Try not to flinch too much if you don't want to lose any important fleshy bits. Wizard: But I like my fleshy bits!Fighter: Oh quit being such a baby. We can always sow you back together after the fight. Now close your eyes!Wizard: *eyes closed* I don't know about this...it's just one hit right?Fighter: Yup.Wizard: And then no more the with hitting, and burning, and robes becoming soaked through a mysterious process I am completely not responsible for?Fighter: Yu-wait. Did you just wid--Wizard: Shut-up!Fighter: Well here we go...*Kasplatter!* Fighter: Uh...you ok?Wizard:.....Fighter: Oh come on...just a flesh wound, right?Wizard: Fighter...Fighter: Yeah?Wizard: Did you just...crit me? With your friggen Greataxe of gory critting?Fighter: Uh...maybe....Hey! who wants Ice Cream?Wizard:....I hate you. Fighter: It's not that bad. Look, the glowy mark is gone now!Wizard: Wheee...so is that it? What happens now?Fighter: Now it's simple. If you try to attack anyone but me, I'll gut you like a pig. Problem solved. Wizard: So basically...we just kill each other now?Fighter: *Chuckle* Don't be silly. Wizard: Well that's a relief...Fighter: I'll kill you way before you take me downWizard: *facepalm*</blockquote>

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