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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 8661145" data-attributes="member: 7023840">SNARFZODIACKILLER EPISODE 6 REVIEWALL KILLER, NO FILLER. SO AFTER AN EPISODE OF SHORE LEAVE THAT WAS CHOCK FULL O' JINX, IT WAS TIME TO GET BACK INTO THE ACTION.AND LIKE AC/DC, THIS EPISODE WAS BACK IN BLACK. WHAT IS THAT? THE SOUND OF A SHUTTLE ... IN DISTRESS? OH YEAH! IT'S TIME TO GET IT ON. IT'S TIME FOR THE ENTERPRISE TO GET ALL PAX ROMANA ON SOME PEEPS.KNOCK KNOCK.WHO THERE?IM SORRY, I CANT HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CONSTITUTION-CLASS AWESOMENESS! SET PHASERS TO ACCIDENTALLY BLOW UP THE EVIDENCE, ENSIGN, WE COME IN PEACE (SHOOT TO KILL).AND WHO DID WE RESCUE? LOOKS LIKE SOME ALIEN SPACE BABE. HAVENT SEEN EYES TRYING TO HAVE THE HOT LUVIN' SINCE THAT GREAT WHITESNAKE VIDEO. WHAT GREAT WHITESNAKE VIDEO?TRICK QUESTION, UHURU. SECURITY KNOWS THAT ALL WHITESNAKE VIDEOS ARE GREAT.BUT LOOK AT PIKE. HE KNOWS THAT HE IS GONNA GET UP IN THAT LADYS BIZNESS LIKE SHATKIRK. BUT HE PLAYS IT ALL COY. HES A MODERN KIRK, PLAYING HARD TO GET. BUT YOU KNOW ITS GOING TO GET REAL. BECAUSE THE LADY IS TOO NICE, AND THE MAN IS TOO MEAN AND SUSPICIOUS. GONNA HAFTA BE A SWITCHEROO BY THE END OF THIS EPISODE.OH HEY- REMEMBER THAT THE DOC HAD A TRANSPORTER KID? I DIDNT EITHER. I THINK HER NAME IS DEUS EX. MAYBE SEE HER IN ANOTHER FIVE EPISODES?SO PIKE GOES TO THE PLANET, AND THEY HAVE A BUDGET FOR PLANET SCENES. NICE. AND THE LADY TOTALLY SCORES HERSELF SOME PIKE. THAT MEANS THAT SHE HAS TO DIE OR IS THE BADDIE. CANT HAVE ROMANCE WEIGHING DOWN THE CAP.BACK ON THE SPACESHIP, BABY KHAAN AND UHURU ARE BONDING LIKE #FREEHEMMER AND UHURU. JUST UNCOVERING SKULDUGGERY. AND THEN BOOM MAJOR TRANSPORTER SCENE. WOAH. ANON TRANSPORTER CREWMAN CANT STOP THE BEAMOUT.AND ANON TRANSPORTER CREWMAN IS ALL LIKE IF IMA GET THIS LITTLE PERSONALITY AND SCREENTIME ON THIS CREW, IMA APPLY FOR A TRANSFER TO STAR TREK: BURNHAM.  #GIVEHIMANUHURUEPISODESO OF COURSE PIKES NEW OLD NEW LADYFRIEND IS ALL EVIL. ALL ABOUT THE BABY KILLING. EXCEPT ONLY KIND OF SORT OF EVIL. WHICH .... I MEAN... SHES HOT. SHES INTO PIKE. SHES OKAY WITH THE OCCASIONAL CHILD SACRIFICE.I THINK IM IN LOVE. SO METAL. LIKE AN ALIEN BOBBI BROWN.BUT PIKE IS NOT DOWN WITH THAT. MAJOR MORAL DILEMMA. SURE, PIKE CAN SACRIIFICE HIS FEW TO SAVE THE MANY, BUT THIS IS A CHILD, AND DIFFERENT. BECAUSE REASONS!AND THEN WE END ON A SCENE THAT TRULY ENCAPSULATES THE NUANCES AND MIXED EMOTIONS THAT THIS SHOW IS BRINGING OUT. LIKE HEARING GNR IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER AND THEN FINDING OUT THAT NO, ITS JUST AXL AGAIN.PIKE, PENSING AND FURROWING AT THE WINDOW.ON THE ONE HAND, THE CHILD DIED.ON THE OTHER HAND ... HE SCORED. HE TOTALLY SCORED.RATING: 8 1/2 BIZARRO STORMIES</blockquote>

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