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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 8678496" data-attributes="member: 7023840">SNARFZODIACKILLER EPISODE 7 REVIEWLIKE A GOOD STAR TREK EPISODE, SZK IS GOING BACK IN TIME WITH THE REVIEWS. BUT MORE BECAUSE THE REVIEWER WAS TRAPPED ON AN ALL-METAL CRUISE WITH A DRINK PLAN, AND NOT CHOOSING TO LET THE HOTTIES DIE BECAUSE OF HITLER. PINA COLADAS AND SLAYER MAKES SZK FORGET HARLAN ELLISON FRIDGED JOAN COLLINS.AND THIS SHOW JUST KEEPS ON WITH THE SIZZLE AND THE STEAK. HENRY MILLER? HES LIKE THE OG OF METAL WRITERS. UNPACK ALL OF THAT ORNATE LANGUAGE AND MILLER IS STRAIGHT UP DISHING WARRANTS CHERRY PIE VIDEO BUT WITH LESS NUANCE. AND THAT IS THIS EPISODE IN A NUTSHELL.BORDERS OF FEDERATION SPACE? YES!SPACE PIRATES? YOU BET!PIKE GOING ALL AWESOME AS HE IS ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED TO DO? HE GOES 100 LIKE HIS GRAVITY-DEFYING HAIR DEMANDS.THE CAPTAIN AS THE LAST BOY SCOUT? POUR ONE OUT FOR BRUCE WILLIS ACTING CAREER.FLAGSHIP OF FEDERATION CAPTURED BY A BUNCH OF YAHOOS FOR REASONS THAT BARELY ESCAPE THE GRAVITY WELL OF THE BLACK HOLE IMPLAUSIBILITY? HONESTLY DIDNT NOTICE.ABSENCE OF MOST ROCKING BLIND-WARRIOR MONK ENGINEER EVER? #FREEHEMMER.TELEPORTER ACTION WITHOUT CHIEF KYLE GETTING EVEN A LIMITED AMOUT OF SCREEN TIME? HOW CAN THEY OPERATE THAT WITHOUT HIS SKILLFUL PUSHING UP OF TELEPORTER LEVERS????? KYLE IS THE FLEA OF THE TELEPORTER AND TOTALLY OWNZ THE SLAP TECHNIQUE.INTRODUCTION OF ANOTHER #SPOCKSIBLING? U BET! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, CANONLOVERS AND HATERZ OF ODD FILMS?CREATION OF AN AWESOME RECURRING VILLAIN WHO IS SO METAL I SALUTE HER? SEVALAN IS BACK IN BLACK AND HAS CROSSED UNIVERSES!!!!!! #SYBOKISACTUALLYAVON?ALSO MAYBE NOT HAVE EVERY INTRODUCED LADY FRIEND TURN OUT TO BE EVIL? TWO EPISODES IS A TREND, THREE EPISODES WOULD BE A REAL HOMAGE TO TOS.BUT PUT ALL THAT NONSENSE ASIDE. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT EVEN A B PLOT. NOT EVEN A C PLOT. NOT EVEN A D PLOT.ALL UR PLOTZ ARE BELONG TO SPOCK-LOVIN. WHEN IT COMES TO HOT SPOCK ROMANCE, WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS UP (KIRK/SPOCK 4 LYFE) BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOUNG FRISKY TROPIC OF CANCER SPOCK. SPOCK IS LL COOL S - LADIES LOVE COOL SPOCK.SPOCK IS THE COOL CAT. I MEAN ... REALLY SPOCK IS A CAT. EVERYONE HAS THE HOTZ FOR SPOCK BECAUSE HE IS EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE LIKE UR CAT. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT SPOCK IS NOT WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE SO THAT HE CAN EAT YOU. PROBABLY. I DONT KNOW ALL THE FREAKY DEAKY VULCAN LOVING RITUALS. MAYBE THEY DO EAT THEIR LOVERS AFTER SEXY TIME. #PON-NOMNOMNOMWHO GETS THE SPOCK? THATS THE QUESTION. COUNSELOR SERVALAN?  PIKE? T'HOTTIE? #FREEHEMMER? NURSE THIRD WHEEL ATE MY DINGO? EVIL SPOCK WITH GOATEE?THIS EPISODE WAS ALL ABOUT THE FEELZ. JUST DEVASTATING AT THE END. IT WAS LIKE JOHN MALKOVICH IN DANGEROUS LIAISONS. OR CINERALLA IN NOBODYS FOOL. IT HURT SO MUCH TO SEE. TO SEE THAT ATTEMPT TO REACH OUT SHUT DOWN. THE CHARACTER WORK AND THE ACTING .......I STILL CANT BELIEVE NUMBER ONE WOULNT LET THE CAPTAIN MAKE PIRATE JOKES. THAT IS A PAIN THAT WILL LINGER.</blockquote>

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