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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Snarf Zagyg" data-source="post: 8680031" data-attributes="member: 7023840">SNARFZODIACKILLER EPISODE 9 REVIEW:WHAT?WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT? I CANT EVEN.ICANTEVEN.WHAT DID I JUST SEE? THIS WAS NIRVANA AT GLASTONBURY. ALL KILLER NO FILLER.THE EPISODE OPENS UP WITH UHURU AND SOME RANDOS GETTING PROPS. TWO RANDOS IVE NEVER SEEN GETTING PROMOTIONS? CONGRATULATIONS, YOUVE JUST BEEN GIVEN RED SHIRTS. SPEAKING OF GREAT IDEAS, LETS SPLIT OF THE CREW. AND PUT THE RANDOS ON THE MILK RUN, BECAUSE THAT ALWAYS GOES WELL. SO NOW WE ARE ON ICE PLANET HOTH, AND THERE ARE NO COMMUNICATIONS AND NO SCANNERS, AND ONE OF THE MANY CRASHED ENTERPRISES FROM THE KELVIN MOVIE UNIVERSE IS LOOMING OMINOUSLY IN THE BACKGROUND. AND THEN THERE IS BLOOD. AND GORN. AND ...OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT THE XENOMORPHS THEME MUSIC? IT IS! THATS RIGHT. WE HAVE GONE FROM CRIBBING FROM DAS BOOT TO SHAMELESSLY BORROWING FROM ALIEN AND THE THING. THIS IS THINGLIEN. AND I THINK CRONENBERG LEFT DISCOVERY TO GIVE SOME ADDED BODY HORROR.SO THE CREW, AND #FREEHEMMER, STUMBLE AROUND AND FIND A LITTLE GIRL. WE WILL CALL HER NEWT2. NEWT2 STIRS ALL THE FEELZ IN NOTKHAN, AND THEN THINGS GET DARK. SPOCK HAS TO GO ALL EMO AND SCREAMO AND ...WAIT. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO....NOT #FREEHEMMER. THAT SOUND YOU HEARD? THAT WAS THE SOUND OF A MILLION FANS SCREAMING AT ONCE, "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KYLE!" AND ANOTHER BILLION FANS SCREAMING, "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THAT DUDE AT THE TRANSPORTER WHOSE NAME I CANNOT RECALL!!!!!!!"#SORRYNOTSORRY<img src="https://c.tenor.com/7m2D2w6maIsAAAAM/pour-one-out-for-the-homies.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" />HOW CAN THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER HURT SO BAD? ITS LIKE IF THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU THAT LISTENING TO BLACK SABBATHS WAR PIGS ONE MORE TIME WOULD CAUSE YOUR LIVER TO EXPLODE. AND THAT ENDING?IM NOT CRYING! UR CRYING. SHUT UP. FINAL RATING: IM HAVING MY BRAINS SMASHED OUT BY A LEMON SLICE WRAPPED AROUND A LARGE GOLDEN BRICK.</blockquote>

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