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[Star Wars] Out ESB...ESB???
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<blockquote data-quote="takasi" data-source="post: 4860707" data-attributes="member: 20194"><p>What if Darth Vader is actually a badass alien underneath his spacesuit (just one of many different sets of easily removable body armor)? </p><p></p><p>Around the time of ESB (1980) the movie Alien had just come out and people had no idea what 'Game Over Man, Game Over!' meant. So what if Darth Vader looked like a jet black Alien looking humanoid? And what if the canon for Aliens was totally ignored? What if the Empire Strikes Back was actually the Alien vs Predator cheeseball crossover of its day?</p><p></p><p>Coming in 1980...</p><p>Star Wars & Aliens</p><p></p><p>The Alien in the original Alien really did infect Ripley (it wasn't just a dream). Ripley lands on the remote snow planet Hoth. A small group of research scientists, led by a young Obi Wan, extracted the alien safely using drugs and genetic engineering. This saved Ripley, and ended up molding the surviving Alien into a more humanoid form. This original Alien is Darth Vader. Using face sucker technology, a group of these scientists were able to create clones of this form, allowing the small colony to build a huge Empire with clone slaves. This Human Empire fights against an alien Galactic Republic (with some of the humans rebelling against their homeworlds). </p><p></p><p>Obi wan is actually Luke's father. Ripley is the Emperor and is Luke's mother. She has super Force Unleashed powers and looks just as young as she did in the original movie. Luke ends up killing his mother, but not before being infected with one of Ripley's experimental syrums. He slowly degenerates into an Alien hybrid, losing his morals first. As heir to the throne he becomes Galactic King Luke. </p><p></p><p>Jabba the Hutt is Luke's sister, and her father is Darth Vader (one of Ripley's demented experiments, the original infection of the Alien turned her into a crazy maniac). Jabba looks more like the Alien Resurrection abomination. Han Solo and Leia team up with Jabba's alien/droid Tatooine gang to rebel against Luke (and look for a cure for him, if possible). Darth Vader joins them wearing Boba Fett armor. No one trusts him but he's taken even more Levels in Badass.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="takasi, post: 4860707, member: 20194"] What if Darth Vader is actually a badass alien underneath his spacesuit (just one of many different sets of easily removable body armor)? Around the time of ESB (1980) the movie Alien had just come out and people had no idea what 'Game Over Man, Game Over!' meant. So what if Darth Vader looked like a jet black Alien looking humanoid? And what if the canon for Aliens was totally ignored? What if the Empire Strikes Back was actually the Alien vs Predator cheeseball crossover of its day? Coming in 1980... Star Wars & Aliens The Alien in the original Alien really did infect Ripley (it wasn't just a dream). Ripley lands on the remote snow planet Hoth. A small group of research scientists, led by a young Obi Wan, extracted the alien safely using drugs and genetic engineering. This saved Ripley, and ended up molding the surviving Alien into a more humanoid form. This original Alien is Darth Vader. Using face sucker technology, a group of these scientists were able to create clones of this form, allowing the small colony to build a huge Empire with clone slaves. This Human Empire fights against an alien Galactic Republic (with some of the humans rebelling against their homeworlds). Obi wan is actually Luke's father. Ripley is the Emperor and is Luke's mother. She has super Force Unleashed powers and looks just as young as she did in the original movie. Luke ends up killing his mother, but not before being infected with one of Ripley's experimental syrums. He slowly degenerates into an Alien hybrid, losing his morals first. As heir to the throne he becomes Galactic King Luke. Jabba the Hutt is Luke's sister, and her father is Darth Vader (one of Ripley's demented experiments, the original infection of the Alien turned her into a crazy maniac). Jabba looks more like the Alien Resurrection abomination. Han Solo and Leia team up with Jabba's alien/droid Tatooine gang to rebel against Luke (and look for a cure for him, if possible). Darth Vader joins them wearing Boba Fett armor. No one trusts him but he's taken even more Levels in Badass. [/QUOTE]
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