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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Maxperson" data-source="post: 9841901" data-attributes="member: 23751">Buyer's remorse?"Dear diary.  I'm feeling good about giving up the money.  The Empire sucks and the Rebellion really needed it."Some time later..."Dear diary.  Jabba is really pissed and wants his money.  He's forcing me to work for him at half price until I pay it off. Worse, the other half of what I would have gotten isn't even being applied to my debt. Bastard! I could really use those credits I gave the Rebellion."Some time later..."Dear diary.  I haven't been able to afford a good meal in months.  Jabba says that if I don't pay him back soon, he's going to hire me to talk to my great great grandfather. The problem is, he's dead! I hope that dumb Rebellion is enjoying those credits. If I ever see that Rebellion again, I'm going to punch it in the nose.  No. Better yet, I'm going to have Chewie punch it in the nose."A lot later..."Dear diary. I'm freaking starving and it all comes down to those credits I stupidly gave the Rebellion.  Today I asked Chewie to do something and for a moment I wondered how chewy Chewie was.  Thinking about tracking the Rebellion down and taking my money back."Even later...."Dear diary. Today Jaba actually sent Greedo to try and kill me.  Don't worry, though, I shot first.  Some old dude and his grandkid want to hire me to go to Naboo, I mean Alderaan.  Maybe I'll finally be able to have three meals in a day."A short time later..."Dear diary.  Today I got mooned by the Empire and my meal ticket, I mean Alderaan was destroyed.  Luckily the old guy's grandson saved this princess chick who works for the Rebellion! I told her that I want my money back and she said I'd get it if I helped. I'll do anything for a meal, but I'm so angry at the situation. Been taking it out on her, but so the freak what.  It's been years and it all stems from that horrible decision and another pretty woman.  I can't even think straight enough to remember her name, but the princess is here now, so she's getting the brunt of it."A bit later..."Dear diary.  You aren't going to believe this.  The old man is dead.  The farmboy wasn't even related to him, but it turns out he's a pretty good aim and sent a proton torpedo down the space station's....  I also got to send a blaster bolt down Vader's....  Boy, you should have seen the look on his face.  The Rebellion tried to give me my money back finally, but it turns out that I'm still the same person deep down that I was way back when I gave it to them in the first place, so I didn't take it. I just wish I could see the look on the Princess's face when she finds out."</blockquote>

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