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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr Midnight" data-source="post: 1627505" data-attributes="member: 69">Hey Richards, nice stuff! I'd enjoy that a lot more if I could remember how the song goes besides the "B-B-B-Benny..." part. Richards, while I've got you here, I thought recently that there's a tale you'd love from my current D&D campaign. It's not got a story hour, and that's kinda sad and kinda fortunate. Sad in that it's funny as hell, and fortunate in that there's just NO WAY that the party would have been selected for this regal quest they're on. Anyway, the story is this- I ran them through Gorgoldand's Gauntlet. They got Hoardmaster and were incredibly excited about the idea of having a coin dragon with them. For those that don't know, Hoardmaster, when placed in a pile of coins, turns the coins into a dragon-shaped mass of deadliness to fight anyone who might try to steal the coins. Time passes and they eventually go into the Sunless Citadel and are having a hard time fighting the goblin horde near the back of the first level. They come up with a plan, and pour ALL their party treasure into a pile, then stick Hoardmaster in it. They call the goblins out from a distance and say "Hey goblins, that's our treasure... it's yours now, take it!" They crouched back and giggled, waiting for the fireworks to begin. The hesitant goblins started coming out and loading all the coins up. They took everything, and the dumbstruck party couldn't figure out why the dragon hadn't appeared to turn them to mush. They had, of course, GIVEN the treasure to the goblins, and it was thus rightfully theirs. I had to hold in the laughter until they figured it out, and when they did I just about fell on the floor.They eventually had to bargain to get Hoardmaster back, but the treasure was lost for good... about 800 gp, the sum of ALL their coins. So funny.OKAY, ENOUGH D&D! I'm writing now. Here's a taste:</blockquote>

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