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<blockquote data-quote="Richards" data-source="post: 1270651" data-attributes="member: 508">Okay, not as timely as I would have liked, but here (several days later than anticipated) is a quick parody song detailing the events of several posts ago.&nbsp; It's based on Peter Gabriel's &quot;Shock the Monkey.&quot; - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -SHAVE THE WOOKIEEShave the wookiee just rightShave the wookiee just rightListen here, to this planListen here, if you canStar Destroyer's a sitting duckWith a little luck...Sneak aboard: treasure hoard!Wookiee, wookiee, wookieeDon't you know we've got to shave the wookieeFurry faceCute pink bowWe could shave her headBut I just don't know'Bout one thing I must come clean:I need more shaving cream!Darkstar, take a lookie at this wookieeWookiee, wookiee, wookieeDon't you know we've got to shave the wookieeFace your worst fearsPass me those shearsHuh!&nbsp; Who knew that wookiees have got ears?Shave!Shave!Shave!Watch the wookiee get shorn, wookieeHey, you know, this might workHold still, Woon - please don't jerkYou know, if this was D&amp;DYou'd be an umpleby!You look weird with just a beardWookiee, wookiee, wookieeDon't you know I'm going to shave the wookieeToo much to cutHair's down to her buttAnd this plan seems nuttyShave!Shave!Shave!Watch the wookiee get shorn, wookieeShave the wookieeShave the wookieeShave the wookiee just right- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -JohnathanUnemployed Unofficial Bard</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Richards, post: 1270651, member: 508"] Okay, not as timely as I would have liked, but here (several days later than anticipated) is a quick parody song detailing the events of several posts ago. It's based on Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [B]SHAVE THE WOOKIEE[/B] Shave the wookiee just right Shave the wookiee just right Listen here, to this plan Listen here, if you can Star Destroyer's a sitting duck With a little luck... Sneak aboard: treasure hoard! Wookiee, wookiee, wookiee Don't you know we've got to shave the wookiee Furry face Cute pink bow We could shave her head But I just don't know 'Bout one thing I must come clean: I need more shaving cream! Darkstar, take a lookie at this wookiee Wookiee, wookiee, wookiee Don't you know we've got to shave the wookiee Face your worst fears Pass me those shears Huh! Who knew that wookiees have got ears? Shave! Shave! Shave! Watch the wookiee get shorn, wookiee Hey, you know, this might work Hold still, Woon - please don't jerk You know, if this was D&D You'd be an umpleby! You look weird with just a beard Wookiee, wookiee, wookiee Don't you know I'm going to shave the wookiee Too much to cut Hair's down to her butt And this plan seems nutty Shave! Shave! Shave! Watch the wookiee get shorn, wookiee Shave the wookiee Shave the wookiee Shave the wookiee just right - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Johnathan Unemployed Unofficial Bard [/QUOTE]

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