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<blockquote data-quote="Cergorach" data-source="post: 5335142" data-attributes="member: 725">Players wake up buck naked in room.Weapons found: Potato peeler, very small sowing scissors, and about twenty sowing needles.No clothing found, fight ensues over the single handkerchief. Half Orc looses proudly, due to the handkerchief not being big enough to cover it all. Halfling hairy enough to not need handkerchief...Most wieldable furniture destroyed trying to open the door, thief uses needles and nails as lockpicking tools.Large toad stools used as fig leafs, Adam style.Jump the first Kobold they encounter. Needed clarification on what exactly they meant by 'jump'... One downed Kobold, only later realizing that Kobold is using the 'facilities' and is unarmed/armored. Half Orc Barbarian is now armed with Kobold...It's cold in the dungeon, shrinkage is an early warning system for hypothermia.Encounter two armed goblins with spears, those things are nasty when unarmed and naked.Half Orc Barbarian uses Kobold missile to take out one guard, wizard throws a fit about not waiting for the two of them to line up.Thief suggest backstabbing the second Kobold guard with the potato peeler, gets gazed down by the rest of the party.Half Orc makes a few suggestive gestures and comments in Orcish... Kobold runs away screaming &quot;Rape!&quot;...Now armed with a Half spear, a dagger, two Kobolds and potato peeler they picklock the door (a very lucky roll) and find the Kobold treasury. For some reason the Kobolds piled their coins in a single big pile, no containers at all. Halfling tries to fit in the Kobold armor, has some trouble and now has a very squicky voice.Half Orc Barbarian now wield dual Stuffed Kobolds, those coins had to go somewhere...And that is only the beginning of the story ;-)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Cergorach, post: 5335142, member: 725"] Players wake up buck naked in room. Weapons found: Potato peeler, very small sowing scissors, and about twenty sowing needles. No clothing found, fight ensues over the single handkerchief. Half Orc looses proudly, due to the handkerchief not being big enough to cover it all. Halfling hairy enough to not need handkerchief... Most wieldable furniture destroyed trying to open the door, thief uses needles and nails as lockpicking tools. Large toad stools used as fig leafs, Adam style. Jump the first Kobold they encounter. Needed clarification on what exactly they meant by 'jump'... One downed Kobold, only later realizing that Kobold is using the 'facilities' and is unarmed/armored. Half Orc Barbarian is now armed with Kobold... It's cold in the dungeon, shrinkage is an early warning system for hypothermia. Encounter two armed goblins with spears, those things are nasty when unarmed and naked. Half Orc Barbarian uses Kobold missile to take out one guard, wizard throws a fit about not waiting for the two of them to line up. Thief suggest backstabbing the second Kobold guard with the potato peeler, gets gazed down by the rest of the party. Half Orc makes a few suggestive gestures and comments in Orcish... Kobold runs away screaming "Rape!"... Now armed with a Half spear, a dagger, two Kobolds and potato peeler they picklock the door (a very lucky roll) and find the Kobold treasury. For some reason the Kobolds piled their coins in a single big pile, no containers at all. Halfling tries to fit in the Kobold armor, has some trouble and now has a very squicky voice. Half Orc Barbarian now wield dual Stuffed Kobolds, those coins had to go somewhere... And that is only the beginning of the story ;-) [/QUOTE]

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