Stat THE CROVEL

[Man in the Funny Hat]

1-2 with the shovel end, 1-3 with the hammer/crowbar end because it is unwieldly as a weapon. Can be used as a seat, saw, grappling hook, shovel, pick (as in actually chipping at rock), hammer (as in pounding pegs into wood, smashing locks, etc), 20' of "silk rope" on handle, opener specifically designed for bottles - applicable once metal-capped standard glass bottles are actually invented in the campaign.

 

[Enkhidu]

Martial weapon, d6, x2 crit with a range of 20, does all three types of damage (bludgeoning, piercing, slashing).