Statting celebs and politicians

[CrimsonWineGlass]

After games or when my friends and I are bored it is not uncommon for us to start statting whoever pops into our head. Politicians, celebrities, or anything similar is fair game. Lets see who we can stat on the enworld boards.

Note: just a reminder, keep with the enworld board policies with this (ex: putting a celeb's int score at 3 to say they are exceedingly stupid.)

 

[frankthedm]

This thread really won't work on EnWorld. Might be a good Circvs Maximvs thread though...

 

[kenobi65]

I agree with Frank. This could be fun (and, I've done the same thing, at least once, for certain ex-presidents), but, I fear it'd very quickly violate the board rules

 

[sleezesteve]

I agree with Frank. This could be fun (and, I've done the same thing, at least once, for certain ex-presidents), but, I fear it'd very quickly violate the board rules

No politicians or celebrities then.

edit: Oh carp!! I meant to write religious figures where I wrote celebrities. Sorry about the little thread derail down there.

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[kenobi65]

No politicians or celebrities then.

Sort of defeats the purpose then, doesn't it?

Or, do you really want to see my d20 stats for my Uncle Brian?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

No politicians or celebrities then.

Might as well lock the thread then as it no longer has a point.

Besides this: . <---Point

 

[Aeson]

Might as well lock the thread then as it no longer has a point.

Besides this: . <---Point

Any thread without a point becomes a hivemind thread. It's been awhile since we've assimilated a thread.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Any thread without a point becomes a hivemind thread. It's been awhile since we've assimilated a thread.

Damn Borg are at it again!

 

[Thunderfoot]

Name: ME
Race: Human
Class: Bard 5/Rogue 6/Fighter 4/Expert 2 (Government Administration)/Scholar* 2 (Sophmore in college) *current class
Alignment: Lawful Awesome
Age: I'm not telling. (Don't you dare!!!)
Sex: OH BOY!!! (I mean Male)
Hair: Yes and its quite long
Eyes: Yes, but they don't work so well
Weight: More than a loaf of bread, less than a house.
STR: 14
DEX: 19 (with occasional bouts of 2)
CON: 13
INT: 19 (With occasional bouts of 2)
WIS: 14
CHA: 17 (With occasional bouts of 2)
AC: 15 (I prefer to rely on what nature provided)
BAB: 14 melee /23 missile
Fort: 10 Will: 13 (-10 sit mod to chocolate and peanut butter -20 to cashews) Ref: 28 (with occasional bouts of 2)

FEATS:
Dodge Work (+2 modifer to Slacking skill)
Slow Talking (Midwestern ability to hold a conversation for four hour on a single point of a single subject)
Power Nap (Ability to sleep ANYWHERE - thank you US Army and touring in bands)
Iron Stomach - +8 Fort mod for spicy foods - "You call that spicy?"

Skills:
Animal Empty (litterbox): 5
Balance: 22 (with occasional bouts of 2)
Craft (minis): 13
Craft (stroyline): 12
Decipher Handwritting (mine): 2
Diplomacy: 10 (online: -2)
Escape Artists: 10 (I'm an amature music producer)
Drink Beer: 14
Hide: 25 (+2 synergy with Slacking)
Innuendo: Oh Yeah! IYKWIMAITYD
Knowledge (everything): 18
Listen: What?
Open Lock: 2 (+20 with keys)
Sense Motif: 12 (I'm thinking mauve)
Slacking: 15
Spot: Only if I'm eating
Tumble: Only if I'm drinking
Rope Use: 29

Weapons Carried:
Pocket Knife
Biting Satire
Rapier Wit
Hard Head

 

[ha-gieden]

Name: Jen
Race: Shape Shifter (I think of myself as human, an elf, a monkey, or a banana, depending on my mood, and my icon is a kitty)
Class: Bard 7/ Fighter 4/ Mommy 10
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Age: 28 (close enough, anyway )
Sex: Female
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Two, usually. They tend to be grey.
Weight: Fluctuates… usually around 100
STR: 10
DEX: 17
CON: 10
INT: 19 (But with very poor memory)
WIS: 15 (Bouts of 3 when things look “exciting”)
CHA: 10
AC: 15
BAB: 23 melee /13 missile
Fort: 10 Will: 20 Ref: 19 (except when dodging stinging remarks -16)

FEATS:

Indomitable Sanity (+10 fort against inane children’s movies)
Withering Stare


Skills:

Animal Affinity
Animal Magnetism (only works on men, 6’8” or taller, with wavy hair and only one eyebrow)
Boffer Weapon Whacking (Amtgard)
Climbing
Cooking
Craft (Writing)
Diaper Changing (cloth)
Endurance
Find (The uterus is a tracking device)
Flexibility (Yoga)
Intimidation (+6 against misbehaving children)
Juggling (Contact)
Herbalism
Riding (land based)
Survival (rural)
Survival (desert)
Swimming


Weapons Carried:
Unarmed Combat preferred,
Proficient in Saber or Staff