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<blockquote data-quote="Aliro" data-source="post: 1875022" data-attributes="member: 23699"><p><strong>Dwarven Sepuku</strong></p><p></p><p>Our group was storming a walled temple out in the middle of nowhere with orcs and other nasties in abundance. Most of the party managed to climb atop the outer wall to do battle with the foe. The low-level dwarven wizard (read: very few HP) cast expeditious retreat on himself and went racing about the walls. He ran into an invisible orc barbarian with a double-axe. All went well initially, and the orc was forced to flee for his life, jumping from the wall in the process. The dwarf, seeing his hated enemy escaping, pursued the orc...right over the wall. The dwarf managed to land atop the orc, doing falling damage to the orc...and to himself. This damage left the orc with only a couple of HP, but knocked the dwarf unconscious. The orc took a parting swing at the dwarf (coup de grace with massive amounts of damage) and ran away before the rest of the party could react. We were all shocked that the dwarf would do such a reckless act, and the guy playing the dwarf could not believe what had happened.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aliro, post: 1875022, member: 23699"] [b]Dwarven Sepuku[/b] Our group was storming a walled temple out in the middle of nowhere with orcs and other nasties in abundance. Most of the party managed to climb atop the outer wall to do battle with the foe. The low-level dwarven wizard (read: very few HP) cast expeditious retreat on himself and went racing about the walls. He ran into an invisible orc barbarian with a double-axe. All went well initially, and the orc was forced to flee for his life, jumping from the wall in the process. The dwarf, seeing his hated enemy escaping, pursued the orc...right over the wall. The dwarf managed to land atop the orc, doing falling damage to the orc...and to himself. This damage left the orc with only a couple of HP, but knocked the dwarf unconscious. The orc took a parting swing at the dwarf (coup de grace with massive amounts of damage) and ran away before the rest of the party could react. We were all shocked that the dwarf would do such a reckless act, and the guy playing the dwarf could not believe what had happened. [/QUOTE]
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