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<blockquote data-quote="haakon1" data-source="post: 3850240" data-attributes="member: 25619">&lt;Cut Scene&gt;Mayor's 2nd in command (offscreen):&nbsp; &quot;And then they said you were no longer mayor, and if you don't let them take whatever they like, they'll defect to serve any master who pays them.&quot;Mayor: &quot;Even the hobgoblin king, or the lich lord, or the guys on the other side of the mountain with the different style hats?&quot;Mayor's 2nd in command: &quot;Just so, my lord.&quot;Mayor:&nbsp; &quot;What insolance, what arrogance.&nbsp; This is treason.&nbsp; It is our sworn duty to oppose treason.&quot;Mayor's 2nd in command: &quot;Indeed, my lord.&quot;Mayor:&nbsp; &quot;But what can we do?&nbsp; These people can cast Fireball!&nbsp; Our militia could never bring them to heal, but we must stop them before they can fall-in with our enemies.&quot;Mayor's 2nd in command: &quot;I think I know someone who can help.&quot;&lt;Cut Scene&gt;Ironfist the Assassin:&nbsp; &quot;Look, it's for the good of the City.&nbsp; I've got a signed parchment from the Mayor right here.&quot;Paper reads:&nbsp; &quot;Please give Ironfist assistance in all matters.&nbsp; He serves the good of the City, and our King.&nbsp; Signed, Hizzonor, Mayor of Dragonville&quot;Cook: &quot;OK, then.&nbsp; It is my honor to serve the King.&nbsp; Do as you must.&nbsp; Time for me to make a short trip to the outhouse, eh?&quot;Ironfist winks at the cook: &quot;They'll be none the wiser.&quot;&lt;Cut Scene&gt;DM: &quot;So you guys are eating the stew at the Inn of the Welcome Wench.&nbsp; Suddenly Erol chokes on something . . . roll some Fort saves, DC25 . . . &quot;Erol rolls:&nbsp; &quot;11+7 = 18.&nbsp; D'oh.&quot;DM: &quot;And the rest of you?&quot;Players: &quot;We thought it was just Erol choking?&quot;DM: &quot;It's not.&nbsp; Roll for everybody.&quot;Players:&nbsp; &quot;But we're not even in a fight . . . &quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="haakon1, post: 3850240, member: 25619"] <Cut Scene> Mayor's 2nd in command (offscreen): "And then they said you were no longer mayor, and if you don't let them take whatever they like, they'll defect to serve any master who pays them." Mayor: "Even the hobgoblin king, or the lich lord, or the guys on the other side of the mountain with the different style hats?" Mayor's 2nd in command: "Just so, my lord." Mayor: "What insolance, what arrogance. This is treason. It is our sworn duty to oppose treason." Mayor's 2nd in command: "Indeed, my lord." Mayor: "But what can we do? These people can cast Fireball! Our militia could never bring them to heal, but we must stop them before they can fall-in with our enemies." Mayor's 2nd in command: "I think I know someone who can help." <Cut Scene> Ironfist the Assassin: "Look, it's for the good of the City. I've got a signed parchment from the Mayor right here." Paper reads: "Please give Ironfist assistance in all matters. He serves the good of the City, and our King. Signed, Hizzonor, Mayor of Dragonville" Cook: "OK, then. It is my honor to serve the King. Do as you must. Time for me to make a short trip to the outhouse, eh?" Ironfist winks at the cook: "They'll be none the wiser." <Cut Scene> DM: "So you guys are eating the stew at the Inn of the Welcome Wench. Suddenly Erol chokes on something . . . roll some Fort saves, DC25 . . . " Erol rolls: "11+7 = 18. D'oh." DM: "And the rest of you?" Players: "We thought it was just Erol choking?" DM: "It's not. Roll for everybody." Players: "But we're not even in a fight . . . " [/QUOTE]

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