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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Simplicity" data-source="post: 3210477" data-attributes="member: 1496">I was the second-to-last.  I got the cheapest, stupidest phone I could get.  All those "get your Razr!  Ooooh... it's a chocolate bar!" advertisements....  I just don't get.  It's a phone.  I want to receive calls.  I want it small enough to fit in my pocket with my keys.  And a contacts list is nice.  That's all I want!  Stop with the garbage features already!  And definitely stop trying to turn it into jewelry.I don't want text messaging.  If I ever had the urge to pay to vote for american idol ... Maybe a nice additional feature would be a razor blade so I could slit my own wrists afterwards.  I don't want crappy cell phone games.  I don't want to take pictures with a crappy camera and send those pictures to my friends.I don't want to play ringtones.  Dear god, can I make them not play ringtones?  I don't want voice activated calls.I don't want bluetooth technology.I don't want to receive email on my phone.  I don't want to surf the web on my phone.I don't even want voice mail.  What I can't figure out is how I can be such a Luddite and a computer scientist at the same time.  Surely these features must be great because everybody's got them, right?</blockquote>