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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bisquet" data-source="post: 1876692" data-attributes="member: 26406">Couple of good ones to share.  Both by the same character, and both in the same night, if I recall.The group has just traveled to a vast desert.  In order to set the tone, and to let the players know this is a dangerous place, I describe a large blue winged creature flying off in the distance.  Naturally the party assumes (correctly) that it's a Blue Dragon, and is suitably awed and cautious.  Except for the Ftr/Mage (this is 2nd edition).  He has, of all things, a Shout spell memorized, and uses it loudly and graphically insult the dragon (who hadn't noticed the group before this).  This results in several Lightning strafing runs by the dragon before they chase him off.Later that night, the group is attacked by a Wyvren, and the same Ftr/Mage is grabbed by the Wyvren.  It flaps it's wings and launches into the air, intent on taking the character back to its lair.  The Ftr/Mage manages to get out of it's claws and climbs on it's back.  He then proceeds to stab it with his sword (it was pretty hurt by the rest of the party), and manages to kill it.  As the rest of the party questions his sanity, wondering how he'll survive the fall...he calmly explains that he'll just glide the corpse in and land it safely.  You know, because of rigor mortis setting in.  In about 3 seconds.  Man, we laughed about that for weeks.-bisquet-</blockquote>