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<blockquote data-quote="Imperialus" data-source="post: 1880605" data-attributes="member: 893">I'd like to join the ranks of those who put themselves on a pedistal for mockery.We had just started playing 3rd ed.&nbsp; I was a half elven cleric, 4th or 5th level I can't remember.&nbsp; At any rate we had just recently killed a black dragon wyrmling and upon uncovering a wealth of treasure we had to go back to town and get a cart to haul it back.&nbsp; We get back to the dungon and all of a sudden an adult red dragon came and landed in front of us.&nbsp; Now at this point the rest of the party concluded that there was no way a wyrmling could have ammased as much treasure as it did and obviously somthing was up.&nbsp; I on the other hand remained blissfully ignorant of the fact.&nbsp; I think I was divying up the loot in my head.The dragon was not immidiately hostile and asked us what we were doing there.&nbsp; I fell back on my cunning knowlage of Dragonlance and came to the conclusion that since evil dragons of different colours didn't get along praticularly well there would be nothing to loose by telling the truth.&nbsp; What followed went somthing like this.Dragon: What are you doing here?Me: Well there was a baby black dragon down in that cave there and we just killed it yesterday.&nbsp; We were just gonna go down and take the stuff.Everyone: *Shocked looks*DM: uhhhhh.... er.... hokay.... The dragon looks at you with rage in her eyes as she drops her change self spell and you find yourself facing a very very angry black dragon former mother.Dragon: WHO WILL PAY FOR THIS!Everyone: *points at me*Me: Well, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go roll up a new character.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Imperialus, post: 1880605, member: 893"] I'd like to join the ranks of those who put themselves on a pedistal for mockery. We had just started playing 3rd ed. I was a half elven cleric, 4th or 5th level I can't remember. At any rate we had just recently killed a black dragon wyrmling and upon uncovering a wealth of treasure we had to go back to town and get a cart to haul it back. We get back to the dungon and all of a sudden an adult red dragon came and landed in front of us. Now at this point the rest of the party concluded that there was no way a wyrmling could have ammased as much treasure as it did and obviously somthing was up. I on the other hand remained blissfully ignorant of the fact. I think I was divying up the loot in my head. The dragon was not immidiately hostile and asked us what we were doing there. I fell back on my cunning knowlage of Dragonlance and came to the conclusion that since evil dragons of different colours didn't get along praticularly well there would be nothing to loose by telling the truth. What followed went somthing like this. Dragon: What are you doing here? Me: Well there was a baby black dragon down in that cave there and we just killed it yesterday. We were just gonna go down and take the stuff. Everyone: *Shocked looks* DM: uhhhhh.... er.... hokay.... The dragon looks at you with rage in her eyes as she drops her change self spell and you find yourself facing a very very angry black dragon former mother. Dragon: WHO WILL PAY FOR THIS! Everyone: *points at me* Me: Well, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go roll up a new character. [/QUOTE]

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