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<blockquote data-quote="PwrMnky" data-source="post: 3246490" data-attributes="member: 48096"><p><strong>YAY! For us ...</strong></p><p></p><p>So, this wasn't "stupid DM" this was just ... "whew" moment for us as players.</p><p></p><p>Our DM puts us up against HUGE baddies. I mean, demons and dragons and evil-ubre-spirits of the Demolish Lord Keey-Org. </p><p></p><p>We had been teleported to this island in an alternate time/space. We had to fight three HUGE baddies to save reality ... as we know it. And we were already a little low on resources when we had to slay a titan. (Titan? Ok!)</p><p></p><p>We thought things looked bad already, until his militia of 8 flying gargoyles walked us to his fortress. (FRIG! A titan? 8 gargoyles? On his hometurf?) So, I was tense ... since I was playing the fighter. And I could tell the DM didn't like how I was being apprehensive about entering the Titan's Fortress. Battle begins ... </p><p></p><p>We all thought we were screwed.</p><p>The druid casts his first spell ...</p><p>DOWNFALL.</p><p>(which is now one of my favorite spells.)</p><p></p><p>The DM rolls a natural 1 on the Massive Damage chart.</p><p>INSTANT DEATH for the Titan.</p><p>... actually we all laughed, DM included. </p><p></p><p>The rest of us, unclenched our rear located sphinxter rings.</p><p></p><p>It was funny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PwrMnky, post: 3246490, member: 48096"] [b]YAY! For us ...[/b] So, this wasn't "stupid DM" this was just ... "whew" moment for us as players. Our DM puts us up against HUGE baddies. I mean, demons and dragons and evil-ubre-spirits of the Demolish Lord Keey-Org. We had been teleported to this island in an alternate time/space. We had to fight three HUGE baddies to save reality ... as we know it. And we were already a little low on resources when we had to slay a titan. (Titan? Ok!) We thought things looked bad already, until his militia of 8 flying gargoyles walked us to his fortress. (FRIG! A titan? 8 gargoyles? On his hometurf?) So, I was tense ... since I was playing the fighter. And I could tell the DM didn't like how I was being apprehensive about entering the Titan's Fortress. Battle begins ... We all thought we were screwed. The druid casts his first spell ... DOWNFALL. (which is now one of my favorite spells.) The DM rolls a natural 1 on the Massive Damage chart. INSTANT DEATH for the Titan. ... actually we all laughed, DM included. The rest of us, unclenched our rear located sphinxter rings. It was funny. [/QUOTE]
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