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<blockquote data-quote="Celtavian" data-source="post: 4525366" data-attributes="member: 5834"><p><strong>re</strong></p><p></p><p>This is the most ridiculous action I have ever heard of as a DM. I wouldn't even let you know yourself out because I doubt a person can hit themselves hard enough to do real damage. Not only is the angle bad for maximum force, but your natural body response would resist doing damage to yourself.</p><p></p><p>This is an amusing idea in movies such as what happened in <em>Fight Club</em>. It fit with what that movie was doing.</p><p></p><p>But I would never let you take this ridiculously stupid action and have it work. I'd say you punch yourself, but it does nothing. You were prepared and your body didn't let you damage yourself. You pulled your punch at the last minute. Then the Vrock would finish the job on you and I'd call you names from the aross the table for being such a ridiculous fool.</p><p></p><p>But you know what, we'd probably get a good laugh from your action for years to come. Your action would become one of those amusing gaming stories where the fool of a player does something completely ridiculous.</p><p></p><p>Thanks for adding an amusing anecdote to gaming history. Though I hope this isn't a lie to pull a fast one on forum readers. It's somewhat difficult to imagine anyone being as ridiculous as you were.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Celtavian, post: 4525366, member: 5834"] [b]re[/b] This is the most ridiculous action I have ever heard of as a DM. I wouldn't even let you know yourself out because I doubt a person can hit themselves hard enough to do real damage. Not only is the angle bad for maximum force, but your natural body response would resist doing damage to yourself. This is an amusing idea in movies such as what happened in [i]Fight Club[/i]. It fit with what that movie was doing. But I would never let you take this ridiculously stupid action and have it work. I'd say you punch yourself, but it does nothing. You were prepared and your body didn't let you damage yourself. You pulled your punch at the last minute. Then the Vrock would finish the job on you and I'd call you names from the aross the table for being such a ridiculous fool. But you know what, we'd probably get a good laugh from your action for years to come. Your action would become one of those amusing gaming stories where the fool of a player does something completely ridiculous. Thanks for adding an amusing anecdote to gaming history. Though I hope this isn't a lie to pull a fast one on forum readers. It's somewhat difficult to imagine anyone being as ridiculous as you were. [/QUOTE]
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