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<blockquote data-quote="Family" data-source="post: 4290915" data-attributes="member: 65014"><p>Spectator: Hey hey hey, there'll be no charging today....Hey, STOP! Get that furry thing off my eyelid! </p><p>Anomen: The monster! It speaks! </p><p>Spectator: Do you know how long it took me to find you guys? No one wanted to cooperate when I asked for directions. They just tried to hack me into little bite-sized pieces. </p><p>Imoen: Well, have you seen yourself lately? </p><p>Spectator: It's those other Beholders, they give us all a bad name. Maybe in future they'll give me a new avatar so that people don't mistake me for a bad evil Beholder. I would like to be purple. This dark flesh colour is not flattering. It doesn't go with my baby blues. </p><p>Imoen: Um. </p><p>Anomen: Are we not going to slay this foul beast? </p><p>Gen: Anomen, it's the Spectator beholder, from the Sahuagin city, don't you remember? </p><p>Anomen: I've killed too many of these, I don't remember. </p><p>Gen: He was the one we released from his duty. Speaking of which, what are you doing here? </p><p>Spectator: Oh, well, after you guys left, I had something to eat, a drow. They're crunchy on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside. </p><p>Jaheira: You should take off the armour first. </p><p>Spectator: And then I went to visit the family, after which I returned to the Beholder Council. They told me that since I still had 40 years of guarding to complete, and you released me from my duty, that I was obligated to guard you for the next 40 years. Then and only then will I be free. </p><p>Gen: Oh, I see. Well...come along then, I'm sure you'll make an interesting travelling companion. </p><p>Spectator: Well...this will be pleasant change from watching that stupid chest. </p><p>Gen: I'm sure it was quite dull. </p><p>Spectator: It was. Unless the imps came along, and then it was just irritating. </p><p>Gen: Well, I hope you’ll enjoy yourself with us. </p><p>Spectator: Who wouldn't enjoy guarding one such as you? I could watch your chest for a millenia. </p><p>Anomen: Back, foul beast! I will not have my lady's honour defiled! There shall be no more chest watching! </p><p>Spectator: Whoa...someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. She is quite a looker, isn't she, little knightling? </p><p>Anomen: (glare) </p><p>Spectator: But of course, beauty is only in the eye of the beholder. Heh, get that? Eye of the beholder. Tee hee!</p><p><img src="http://familledeniel.club.fr/telechargements/jeuxderole/portraits&personnages/BEHOLDER.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " data-size="" style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Family, post: 4290915, member: 65014"] Spectator: Hey hey hey, there'll be no charging today....Hey, STOP! Get that furry thing off my eyelid! Anomen: The monster! It speaks! Spectator: Do you know how long it took me to find you guys? No one wanted to cooperate when I asked for directions. They just tried to hack me into little bite-sized pieces. Imoen: Well, have you seen yourself lately? Spectator: It's those other Beholders, they give us all a bad name. Maybe in future they'll give me a new avatar so that people don't mistake me for a bad evil Beholder. I would like to be purple. This dark flesh colour is not flattering. It doesn't go with my baby blues. Imoen: Um. Anomen: Are we not going to slay this foul beast? Gen: Anomen, it's the Spectator beholder, from the Sahuagin city, don't you remember? Anomen: I've killed too many of these, I don't remember. Gen: He was the one we released from his duty. Speaking of which, what are you doing here? Spectator: Oh, well, after you guys left, I had something to eat, a drow. They're crunchy on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside. Jaheira: You should take off the armour first. Spectator: And then I went to visit the family, after which I returned to the Beholder Council. They told me that since I still had 40 years of guarding to complete, and you released me from my duty, that I was obligated to guard you for the next 40 years. Then and only then will I be free. Gen: Oh, I see. Well...come along then, I'm sure you'll make an interesting travelling companion. Spectator: Well...this will be pleasant change from watching that stupid chest. Gen: I'm sure it was quite dull. Spectator: It was. Unless the imps came along, and then it was just irritating. Gen: Well, I hope you’ll enjoy yourself with us. Spectator: Who wouldn't enjoy guarding one such as you? I could watch your chest for a millenia. Anomen: Back, foul beast! I will not have my lady's honour defiled! There shall be no more chest watching! Spectator: Whoa...someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. She is quite a looker, isn't she, little knightling? Anomen: (glare) Spectator: But of course, beauty is only in the eye of the beholder. Heh, get that? Eye of the beholder. Tee hee! [IMG]http://familledeniel.club.fr/telechargements/jeuxderole/portraits&personnages/BEHOLDER.gif[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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