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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Fingol" data-source="post: 1950887" data-attributes="member: 22679">Had a low charisma dwarf once;Dwarfs these days tend to be solid buggers. Kind of mobile cubes. He was too in a manner of speaking. He arived at the shape not through well honed or sculputered muscles. He was obese to the point that his belly stopped somewhere below his knees, which were knobbly. To hide the fact his legs were skinnier than those of a doppleganger before doppling he wore robes, with a hawian kind of pattern. He also talked too much, mostly about stuff he had no idea about. When he talked he spit a lot. The only way to shut him up was to put him in the presence of a female. The group in the end hired a female bard to 'record their heroic deeds' they said but I knew they did it to shut him up. He ate with his mouth open, so as to breath in a weasing kind of way around his food. Half the food went down the other half ended up in his beard and mustache or on his robes adding more colour to the nice pattern. The palms of his hands were always sticky. Mostly due to him being always sweaty, mostly...He broke furniture when he sat on it. He never brushed his teeth and his breath stank something chronic. He suffered from a kind of scalp disease. Saying he had dandruff was an understatement. Ocassionally clumps of his hair and beard would just drop 'off' after some scratching. Dwarfs are known for digging; well he in particular was known for digging in his nose,with the anyoing habit of 'not' noticing where he shot his 'refuse'. I tried putting a case together for getting a special attack from the DM but he didn't go for it. I kept on using bits of pizza cheese and crust to simulate the attack whenever the opportunity arose though.</blockquote>

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