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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 27197" data-attributes="member: 277">a spoofJasper the beloved President dictator for life.Memo to Press secretary Ms WhoLies A Lot.  Dear WhoLies here is the rough notes for the speech tonight. Please have the writers polish it up. And see if you work in the words Security and Safely the crowd looks those.On what amendment you state you must PLAY a RPG as right? The first covers only speech. You cannot yell "fire" in a crowded theatre. The first amendment covers SPEECH not play. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble. And when did these RPGers assemble in peace with out loud arguments taking place. My dear herald you are trying to spread your filth lifestyle to smear such great actors as Richard Burton, Liz Taylor, and Peewee Herman. Your comments "…I would point out that most popular entertainment could and would be considered outlawed. Acting in any form of media as well as live performances is considered taking on a "Roll" and "Playing" it for the masses. Enteractive entertainment would not suceed in this environment..." These good people act out parts in high drama. And are well-paid productive members of the society. When did RPG'ers ever get pay to be in a GAME. RPG'ers are an EVIL blight on our country. They sit around in dark rooms rolling dice and writing arcane messages on paper to try to control each other. They roll dice and ROLE PLAY being on real dates. It is time to get this unproductive part of OUR SOCIETY out of their parents' basements and send them on real dates. To meet real living WOMEN! RPG'ers are EVIL sore on our beloved country.  They are mentally ill. Look at the Arturick shovel awards where they acclaim their violent behavior and sacrifice innocents who were entice with the offer of free soda and other heavily sugar laden snacks. The infamous leader who has given himself the rank colonel Gynax. Is a well know child of the sixties. And will all know how much ILLEGAL drug use and lack morals happen during that SHAMEFUL part of our history.  Has demanded his sick followers, cohorts, and henchmen take of arms against the people of the United States. After all the 2 nd amendment states A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed…Strangely shaped DICE are not arms. We the good people of the United States would welcome these sickly brain dead followers of rogue Gynax with welcome arms. Col Gynax has two arms and we unlike our Middle Eastern brothers don't cut of hands and arms for those rogues with sick minds. He needs help with caring doctors. And no where in the Constitution of this GREAT NATION is the right to game mention. Second, I have seen RPGers. These poor brainwash victims of the fanatic Col Gynax. Most can hardly do ten push ups. These so called Children of Gynax a man who had FORTY unsuccessful relationships.  And at least seven businesses where his wretched illegal and immoral practices cause him to be ran out the good decent town of Lake Geneva. These children of Gynax what to attack our sons, daughters, husbands, and wives with swords.  I quote from one of the sick minds called Nightfall. Nightfall…" NO ONE takes away my right to enjoy my free time, we will used swords, polearms, heck even tossed dynamite at them while the rest of us used crossbows against girls. It will be cool!  Kind of King Arturick and His Knights of Dinner Table…"  This militant Nightfall hides under the cover of night and will not show his face to be counted. Other of his fanatic followers what to fled this GREAT COUNTRY to Canada. They want to run from the law to live out their IMMORAL gaming habits. NotesContact Secretary of Armed Forces to make sure military commanders know who in their units have RPGers pass lives or contacts with RPGers.Contact owners of dice companies to scent dice like explosives are done.Contact border patrol to step their searches for illegal gaming supplies coming across the border.</blockquote>

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