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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7145848" data-attributes="member: 6777052">Sister Jericho, being a Cleric of Lefthander, was something of a connoisseuse when it came to wine. That's why, when she visited the Frolicking Frog, she drank gin. She had a calm and easy-going manner that seemed to radiate reassurance and people found themselves confiding in her, more than they perhaps intended. She chatted to the Tavernkeeper, whose name was Roland Butter, and asked him how he came to be in that occupation. Was it his family's trade, she wondered?"No, I used to be an adventurer, like you," replied Roland, "until I took an arrow in the knee.""How awful for you. May one ask, what class of adventurer?""Paladin. Oath of Hospitality. We presided at court banquets, that kind of thing. Mostly ceremonial, really. Hardly any smiting. But it's a competitive business, a lot of my friends ended up running taverns too. If you're ever in Brightport, look up my old mate Charlie at the Bucket of Prawns. Tell him I sent you and he'll see you right.""Thank you, I will.""But here am I chatting away and your glass is only half full. Would you care for a top-up?""Why, yes," replied the good Sister Jericho, passing over a couple of coins. Roland dropped one into a jar marked "For Ye Taxxes" and fed the other to his pet mimic for safe keeping.Edgiban the Sorcerer watched with interest. He knew something about mimics but he also knew that fighters (plural) were the best way to deal with them. He cast a clone spell, because you can never have too many fighters, but Wild Magic chose that moment to happen and the result was one FFiigghhtteerr who was twice as scary because he now had twice as many arms, twice as many attacks and his AC and all his stats were doubled.You don't want to mess with a FFiigghhtteerr.Suddenly, the scene changed ...Assassin 15 gpBarbarian (Throg) 5gpBard (Balustrade) 22gpCavalier -15gpCleric (Sister Jericho) 17gpDruid (Moss) 19gpFFiigghhtteerr 44ggpp[sup]1[/sup]Monk 19gpRanger 19gpRogue (Ronni) 36gpSorcerer (Edgiban) 19gpPala-Tavern Keeper-Din (Roland Butter) 18gpThief 15 gpWarlock (Jeremy) 17gpWizard (Book) 17gp[sup]1[/sup] ggpp =  Giant Glowing Platinum Pieces, coins so rare that no-one will exchange one for anything smaller than a Hotel on Park Lane and three Houses on Mayfair. The coins are so big and so heavy that you need Str 38 just to lift one. Fortunately for him, the FFiigghhtteerr has Str 40 and the Unbounded Accuracy feat.</blockquote>

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