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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7146850" data-attributes="member: 6777052">Is this a dagger I see before me?The nameless Assassin was quietly waiting out of sight behind a curtain, waiting for someone to fall convincingly by accident onto the poisoned dagger that he was holding behind his back so that he could, quite unintentionally you understand, relieve them of their gold. He was startled when a voice spoke just behind his head. It had a scythy, hour-glassy sort of quality.Ah, there you are. I have a job for you.Startled, the Assassin turned quickly to see who was behind him. Too quickly, as it turned out. When you are holding a poisoned dagger behind your back, it is unwise to turn around suddenly lest you stab yourself fatally in the front. This is indeed what happened. He scrabbled frantically in his belt pouch for the antidote, thinking six seconds, six seconds, where was it, six seconds ...Looking for this? said the voice."No, no, no," he gasped as realisation dawned, "not you, not Death of Classes, not me, I'm an assassin, I'm on your side, I bring you loads of customers ..."On the contrary, you merely cause me great inconvenience by rescheduling their normal appointments to an earlier date. My diary is a mess of crossings-out and my last three receptionists have all left in tears. This cannot go on. I need a new receptionist and you are the one for the job."But, but, I might not want a desk job. What about health benefits, and retirement plans, and pay rises, and ... and ... oh."Quite.[hr][/hr]The effect of the Reverse Gravity spell was, was, ... well it just was.The Monk, Bruce Lee, was doing cartwheels in mid-air using his feet as lethal weapons in the best cinematic tradition whilst gathering loose change with his teeth as various people tumbled helplessly spilling the contents of their pouches. As a monk he was used to receiving charity and he was very good at it.Barbarian (Throg) 4gpBard (Balustrade) 22gpCavalier -16gpCleric (Sister Jericho) 17gpDruid (Moss) 19gpFFiigghhtteerr (Foghorn) 4ggppMonk (Bruce Lee) 30gpRanger (Granger) 14gpRogue (Ronni) 35gpSorcerer (Edgiban) 18gpPala-Tavern Keeper-Din (Roland Butter) 18gp[sup]1[/sup]Thief 14 gpWarlock (Jeremy) 16gpWizard (Book) 16gp[sup]1[/sup] Roland's bar takings were safely inside his pet mimic, which incidentally was called Gobblet.</blockquote>

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