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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7154076" data-attributes="member: 6801229">.....On the north road, moving southbound, Knife; the Assassin who started out male and turned female during the weirdest bar fight in the whole of Al Qathas, who had then been employed as a receptionist for Death of Classes, who had subsequently been fired as a receptionist for killing time by murdering a ham and cheese sandwich and who had, way back in the day, held a poisoned dagger, stabbed herself in the front with it, dropped the dagger and then disappeared. Knife, was having a bad day. The Ex-Assassin had fallen upon misfortune (whoever she was) and had to make do with working for peanuts. Peanuts was the local guild master up here in Quagmire where they eat mud. She tried working in a zoo that only had one dog in it. It was a shitsu. One day she fell over and broke her neck. She never looked back since. Then she fell down a big hole. The local guard said they would look into it. It wasn't until level 4 when she could finally take the Lucky feat. Why the hells couldn't she have been a variant human? Not a normal one but a variant one. She could have already been a Poledance Master. She could have picked up another language as well. What would she have chosen...Probably Draconic...........Flora was getting increasingly fed up listening to Barnaby the mule. He was so depressing. He kind of talked in a slow moany accent and never had a happy word to say about anything. She tried talking to Harrington but he just neighed and winnied. All mane and no brain she thought. "So let me get this straight: We are looking for a lady called knife who has dropped her knife. We have found the knife but lost Knife the lady. As a Knight, you wish to reunite, preferably this knight a knife with a Knife. How'my doing so far?""Yup". Replied the reuniting Knight this night. The entourage were travelling north on the northbound road..............</blockquote>

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