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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7156025" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #008000"><strong><u>ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!</u></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">So the DM didn't have to, Gucci sorted the Goblin's initiative.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Freedo what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">9</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Greedo what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">11</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Meedo what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">A natural 3</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Bleedo what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">N'N'N'N'19</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Speedo what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">14</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Fleado what did you get</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">-1</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Sk....What? Fleado?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">-1</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">You dumped Dex seriously</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Uh....yep</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">But....that's.....the super-stat and you aren't wearing heavy armour. Why would you do that?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">...................Roleplaying choices...................</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Rolep.....WTF! Fleado. You are a goblin. What choices</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">.....................................I want to be an actor...............I took the actor Feat</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">...............wh..................huh.......................uhm..........................WHY!!!!!!!</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">I want to be on the big stage. to perform in front of thousands. to inspire...</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">The Actor Fe....</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">What's my motivation boss?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">you f**king tell me Fleado</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Uhm. OK! I am surrounded by evil Dwarfs or is it Dwarves? I can never work that one out. They have my man hostage....</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Your man?......</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">I'm an actor. Go with it.....</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">WHAT does this have to do with initiative??????????</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">I ACT LAST. and the last act will be me ending this mess. </span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">you sure?</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">Well......yes.</span></p><p><span style="color: #008000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #008000">OK. Let's see how this clusterf*%k pans out........</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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