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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7157011" data-attributes="member: 6777052">&quot;Are you sure you want to do that?&quot; asked Zeus, &quot;Cholmondeley would have known that Shouting Very Loudly In A Dungeon is bad luck.&quot;&quot;It's what my character would do,&quot; said Aphrodite defensively.Zeus sighed and reached for Wandering Monsters Table IV. The assembled company were not in the least surprised when #47, a brown bear and 3 were-crocodiles, appeared in their midst. The bear was snuffling and snorting (though only some people heard it) and the crocodiles were very annoyed at being taken from their river in Africa, where they were waiting for the wildebeest harvest to arrive, and plunged into an underground tunnel full of not-wildebeests. They immediately started making for the exit.&quot;Nobody move,&quot; whispered Guggi, &quot;ze bear, 'e will ounly ze moving targetz chase.&quot;Of course, Foghorn didn't hear Gucci's advice and he flourished Mr Choppy Chop, injuring the bear considerably. The bear understandably resented this and instinctively reared up on its hind legs, thus banging its head on the low roof and suffering 1d6 rising damage. Cholmondeley dispatched it with a swish of his sword and it fell dead at his feet. &quot;If you think I'm going to glow for bears,&quot; complained the sword, &quot;we have some talking to do.&quot;&quot;Quick, follow the crocodiles!&quot; shouted Ronni &quot;They might know the way to Africa!&quot;Four days later ...</blockquote>

[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7157011, member: 6777052"] [COLOR="#008080"]"Are you sure you want to do that?" asked Zeus, "Cholmondeley would have known that [i]Shouting Very Loudly In A Dungeon[/i] is bad luck." "It's what my character would do," said Aphrodite defensively. Zeus sighed and reached for Wandering Monsters Table IV. [/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]The assembled company were not in the least surprised when #47, a brown bear and 3 were-crocodiles, appeared in their midst. The bear was snuffling and snorting (though only some people heard it) and the crocodiles were very annoyed at being taken from their river in Africa, where they were waiting for the wildebeest harvest to arrive, and plunged into an underground tunnel full of not-wildebeests. They immediately started making for the exit. "Nobody move," whispered Guggi, "ze bear, 'e will ounly ze moving targetz chase." Of course, Foghorn didn't hear Gucci's advice and he flourished Mr Choppy Chop, injuring the bear considerably. The bear understandably resented this and instinctively reared up on its hind legs, thus banging its head on the low roof and suffering 1d6 rising damage. Cholmondeley dispatched it with a swish of his sword and it fell dead at his feet. "If you think I'm going to glow for [i]bears[/i]," complained the sword, "we have some talking to do." "Quick, follow the crocodiles!" shouted Ronni "They might know the way to Africa!" Four days later ...[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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