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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7158351" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #800080">Foghorn slid down a tentacle and splashed into the water. He had so much fun, he had to do that again. He athletically climbed back up to repeat the waterslide adventure. </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">Penelope spotted more wriggly mites on the boat and decided to address them all telepathically. </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Wriggly mites. Have you brought me the gift of this boat?” </span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">Pur-Ging, being a Monk of the 4 elements, spoke Primordial and so understood.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“What’s he saying?” Asked Gucci.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“It thinks we’re the Riglamites.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Who are they?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Damned if I know……………..Mighty Kraken.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Penelope.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Pardon me?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“My name is Penelope. Why do I have to be always reminded of how big and mighty I am? It’s not easy hiding these curves.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“What’s he saying now?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“She.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“He’s saying she?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“No he is a she”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“How do you know?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">”She’s wearing a bloody bikini what do you think?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">At this point they all heard a whooping and a splash and Foghorn hit the water.</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“….Penelope. We wish to trade this bottle of Retisna wine and a small bag of olives for your aid.”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Ooh. Is that the one that tastes like pine?”</span></p><p><span style="color: #800080"></span></p><p><span style="color: #800080">“Urhm. Yes. It’s bloody awf…Awesome! Here…..Tell me Penelope, what are your thoughts on the Gods?”………………………………….</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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