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<blockquote data-quote="Son of the Serpent" data-source="post: 7886059" data-attributes="member: 7015476"><p>You know ive been thinking about it and ive decided what race really BUGS me the most. I dont even dislike them the most. But the AMOUNT that they bug me outclasses anything i can say negatively about the rest of the races.</p><p></p><p>The following will sound sexist if you dont read my reasoning so do you and myself a favor and read the whole thing before calling out 6 letter words.</p><p></p><p>The things that bug me the most in order least to greatest about gnomes are as follows:</p><p></p><p>1. Eladrin exist. I think gnomes and their counterparts should instead exist. Just as the mad scientist who dreamt them up intended.</p><p></p><p>2. All gnomes should be elementals or half elementals and should be tied to earth. Their counterparts should be tied to the three other elements that are part of their whole original story.</p><p></p><p>3. All gnomes should be old wizened perverted little men and should be born old. Never female. The counterparts should be the opposite of these qualities including sex.</p><p></p><p>4. Paracelsus. I love paracelsus. It is a crime that paracelsus is not a god of the gnomes. He did invent them in real life after all. He literally invented the word "gnome".</p><p></p><p>Gnomes entirely can be traced back to paracelsus' writings. One of the most signifficant scientists in the history if the world. Also one of the most signifficant nutjobs. Perfect gnomish deity. But in all seriousness cross check what ive said about gnomes with his writings on them. You will find that female gnomes are honstly just really out of place because gbomes arent supposed to reproduce with gnomes. Due to alchemic philosophy it was though they reproduce with any one of 3 types of elementals. Plus it disappoints me that gnomes arent earth elementals and that they arent complimented wth 3 other races as paracelsus envisioned (probably while high as a kite)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Son of the Serpent, post: 7886059, member: 7015476"] You know ive been thinking about it and ive decided what race really BUGS me the most. I dont even dislike them the most. But the AMOUNT that they bug me outclasses anything i can say negatively about the rest of the races. The following will sound sexist if you dont read my reasoning so do you and myself a favor and read the whole thing before calling out 6 letter words. The things that bug me the most in order least to greatest about gnomes are as follows: 1. Eladrin exist. I think gnomes and their counterparts should instead exist. Just as the mad scientist who dreamt them up intended. 2. All gnomes should be elementals or half elementals and should be tied to earth. Their counterparts should be tied to the three other elements that are part of their whole original story. 3. All gnomes should be old wizened perverted little men and should be born old. Never female. The counterparts should be the opposite of these qualities including sex. 4. Paracelsus. I love paracelsus. It is a crime that paracelsus is not a god of the gnomes. He did invent them in real life after all. He literally invented the word "gnome". Gnomes entirely can be traced back to paracelsus' writings. One of the most signifficant scientists in the history if the world. Also one of the most signifficant nutjobs. Perfect gnomish deity. But in all seriousness cross check what ive said about gnomes with his writings on them. You will find that female gnomes are honstly just really out of place because gbomes arent supposed to reproduce with gnomes. Due to alchemic philosophy it was though they reproduce with any one of 3 types of elementals. Plus it disappoints me that gnomes arent earth elementals and that they arent complimented wth 3 other races as paracelsus envisioned (probably while high as a kite) [/QUOTE]
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