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<blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 2741212" data-attributes="member: 19675">Here's a few of my favorites...all mine, and some have even been used in real life:&quot;By the undescended testicles of Eros!&quot;&nbsp; (also By the &quot;glistening cleavage of Hera,&quot; the &quot;million bastard children of Zeus,&quot; and so forth)&quot;By the gods...is that your face or are you wearing troll's farting arse on your neck?&quot;&quot;Well, well, well- if it isn't the bow-legged pantsless terror of the chicken coop!&quot;&quot;May a flock of 1000 flux-ridden pigeons orbit thy head for the rest of your life (short though it may be)!&quot;&quot;Do I interrupt you when you're giving 2-for-1 for all the Grampa-peglegs down wharfside?&quot;&quot;You fit in a crowd?&quot;&quot;Really?&nbsp; Well she told me that she prefers a good claymore to a skean dhu every time...&quot;&quot;She's no easier to get than heads on a 2-faced coin.&quot;&quot;I daresay that peak and valley are closer together than your thighs.&quot;&quot;Sirrah- your country would be better served pounding your armor into blades for a regiment...or 2.&quot;&quot;You are so large you cannot pass between 2 points in an argument...&quot;&quot;You couldn't pass through a valley...&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dannyalcatraz, post: 2741212, member: 19675"] Here's a few of my favorites...all mine, and some have even been used in real life: "By the undescended testicles of Eros!" (also By the "glistening cleavage of Hera," the "million bastard children of Zeus," and so forth) "By the gods...is that your face or are you wearing troll's farting arse on your neck?" "Well, well, well- if it isn't the bow-legged pantsless terror of the chicken coop!" "May a flock of 1000 flux-ridden pigeons orbit thy head for the rest of your life (short though it may be)!" "Do I interrupt you when you're giving 2-for-1 for all the Grampa-peglegs down wharfside?" "You fit in a crowd?" "Really? Well she told [I]me[/I] that she prefers a good claymore to a skean dhu every time..." "She's no easier to get than heads on a 2-faced coin." "I daresay that peak and valley are closer together than your thighs." "Sirrah- your country would be better served pounding your armor into blades for a regiment...or 2." "You are so large you cannot pass between 2 points in an argument..." "You couldn't pass through a valley..." [/QUOTE]

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