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<blockquote data-quote="BroccoliRage" data-source="post: 2744728" data-attributes="member: 38402"><p>from The 13th Warrior....(used occasionally by my desert people, the kadamites)....</p><p></p><p>"At least i know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore..."</p><p></p><p>you could always go with the beat to death monty python french tauntings.....</p><p></p><p></p><p>a few of my own...</p><p></p><p>"cowardly vagrant! excrement speaks with more sweetness!"</p><p></p><p>"i suppose it is my duty to help those in a...how to put this....lower station of existence..."</p><p></p><p>"ive seen boils on my arse with more likable personalities whan you, urine stain..."</p><p></p><p>"Aye, lad....you mother tells me you shoulda been swallowed, but it was your swine of a father she dallied with in those days, scum...."</p><p></p><p>for dwarves in taverns...</p><p></p><p>"how goes, <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" />beard? perhaps some of that dwarven cow-piss, than off to the mines with snow white?"</p><p></p><p>for drow...</p><p></p><p>"i saw a spider web outside, so i burned before you went to make a shrine, you tar-dipped fairy..."</p><p></p><p>"sounds to me like you got no balls laddy, lettin' a group of schizophrenic bar wenches run your life...."</p><p></p><p></p><p>for elves..</p><p></p><p>"perhaps you could carve me a flute and shove it up your ass, you half assed nymph..."</p><p></p><p> for halflings...</p><p></p><p>"get shoes, pus-feet....you rotten toes are so disgustin', the druids will be here claimin your upsettin the natural order..."</p><p></p><p>for gnomes...</p><p></p><p>"oh sure....you all dig holes and stay away from your wives for RICHES.....and its nothin but men down there you say?...."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>maybe that will help fuel the fire...if your players wont go to the adventure, bring it to them with a good old tavern brawl...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BroccoliRage, post: 2744728, member: 38402"] from The 13th Warrior....(used occasionally by my desert people, the kadamites).... "At least i know who my father is, you pig eating son of a whore..." you could always go with the beat to death monty python french tauntings..... a few of my own... "cowardly vagrant! excrement speaks with more sweetness!" "i suppose it is my duty to help those in a...how to put this....lower station of existence..." "ive seen boils on my arse with more likable personalities whan you, urine stain..." "Aye, lad....you mother tells me you shoulda been swallowed, but it was your swine of a father she dallied with in those days, scum...." for dwarves in taverns... "how goes, :):):):):)beard? perhaps some of that dwarven cow-piss, than off to the mines with snow white?" for drow... "i saw a spider web outside, so i burned before you went to make a shrine, you tar-dipped fairy..." "sounds to me like you got no balls laddy, lettin' a group of schizophrenic bar wenches run your life...." for elves.. "perhaps you could carve me a flute and shove it up your ass, you half assed nymph..." for halflings... "get shoes, pus-feet....you rotten toes are so disgustin', the druids will be here claimin your upsettin the natural order..." for gnomes... "oh sure....you all dig holes and stay away from your wives for RICHES.....and its nothin but men down there you say?...." maybe that will help fuel the fire...if your players wont go to the adventure, bring it to them with a good old tavern brawl... [/QUOTE]
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