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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 4569406" data-attributes="member: 78265">They step off the bus and enter the mall, Clover leading the way, followed by a noticibly excited Ruby and a confused Koln. The mall is buzzing with activity this evening, shoppers walking about amongst the stores. As they walk, Koln sniffs the air and wonders, despite the smell of fast food in the air, he is not hungry. Every minute it seems what he has read is being proven true... He continues to watch his surroundings like zoologist observing animals... a lot of kids here, a large group of them in fact congregating outside of the soon-to-be-open Hot Topic. He pays them little mind, until he notices their fangs... he knows what he must do.The priest approaches the group of teens, probably no older than 18. He instinctively reaches in his pocket for his gun, but stops when he remembers that it is gone, and instead he's holding a bottle of V8. One of the kids, the tallest one, probably their leader, notices the approaching priest, "Hey Mr. er or should I say Father? Do you know what time it is?"Koln: "Uh..." *flips open his phone* 8:06..."The kids snicker at the priests response, the young girl next to the leader states the obvious "Hey, you got fangs too! Neat! We thought you were one of those rigid religious types that don't understand our kind."Koln's eyebrows raise at her statement and thinks: 'I knew it, they're vampires! They all must die! Now! Er... no, too many witnesses... best to just find out what I can from them about the conspiracy...'Koln's thought process is interrupted by one of the other kids, much more stocky and somewhat older than the rest "Hey, watcha reachin for in your pocket?" He and the rest of them all snicker "Oh it's one of THOSE kinds of priests!"Koln blinks, not understanding, and takes out his bottle "Er, just a drink..." The kids then grin, half of them taking out their own bottles of V8 and nod knowingly.'I knew it, these kids are vampires and ARE drinking blood, keeping it disguised of course so none notice... clever...'"You appear to be normal kids, but I know better... once I would have attacked you, persecuted and hunted you, but now I'm one of you...""Hehe, yeah, right on Mr.! So I bet you're pumped for Twilight too, right? We're about to see it for the sixth time!""Er.. Twilight...?""Yeah, it's why we've all became vampires, awesome movie! Books are better though I guess you could say. You too? Who's your favorite character?""Oh... er yeah sure, it's uhm.. great *Koln has no idea what their talking about* Uh... my favorite character is... *his eyes wander to their shirts... finding a name* uh, Edward. Yeah, I can really relate to him...""Ah, hehehe, gay! Just kidding! We have to get going now, may you continue to never see the light of day! "With that the small group of teeny vamps take their leave... Koln now knows what he must do... He has to end the conspiracy, stop this pro-vampire propaganda and destroy the mastermind of this "Twilight..." Inside the Hot Topic he sees the books that the group were talking about, and the author's name. Koln takes out his small black notebook and hurriedly scribbles down his next target: 'Stephenie Meyer' Nothing will stop him, not Clover's microwave, not Mr. Tumnus, not even that pig-tailed girl in his head... Koln rejoins Clover and Ruby. "I'm sorry girls, I just had to take care of something... let's shop... By the way Ruby, I'm sure this is all very exciting for you, but I got something that will totally blow your Amish mind..." With that Koln smirks, taking out his cellphone again, and lets out a chuckle as he presses a button and she starts to hear music:"I just wanna tell you how Im feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you"Koln laughs, "Now Ruby, I know what you're thinking and you're wrong, this isn't a magical rock that traps people inside."</blockquote>

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