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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 4609057" data-attributes="member: 78265">Koln is frantically helping Clover look for the mischeivous critters until he stumbles upin a partially chewed book. He picks it up, his head titled, and reads "Stephenie Meyer." He thumbs through it carefully.... "Vampires that GLOW in the sun?! Vampires that play baseball?!! Vampires that are living in harmony with humans AND lycan?!!!" Koln shuts the book, gently and calmly placing it down... all of his paranoid fears seemingly coming true... there IS a vampire-propaganda conspiracy out there! Koln eyes Clover as she desperately searches, she was his friend right? Is she betraying him? She leaves the room, Koln politely asks Ruby to help her, and she does. Koln smells a rat... and it isn't Socrates. Koln's now alone in her room. Koln's attention slowly turns to Clover's microwave, he can hear it snickering, even loudly laughing at him for being so foolish. He storms over to it, opening it. "Ok, you wanna play rough?! I am a member of the Cloth, the Sword of Saint Peter has ways of making people like you talk! We have our methods that have worked for centuries agaisnt the cunning machinations of the Devil himself! Now talk! What do you know about the conspiracy?!" Koln stands there, staring at the microwave for a moment, as it does nothing. "Oh, now you're being quiet! Don't pull that old 'oh im just a microwave so I cannot speak' bit! I'm onto you!" Koln grins evilly, grabbing a container of aluminum foil. "Ah, look at what we have here... n'ayez pas peur, this will only hurt a lot!" Koln opens the door, gently placing the foil wrap inside. "Last chance, or your sins shall burn you from the inside!" Koln thinks he hears something, the microwave is about to spill the beans! This is it! Then his eyes widen, hearing Ruby enter the room, followed by Clover. He looks over his shoulder, part of his reason slowly returning to him. He knows he's in trouble. "Oh, hello girls, find the rodents?"</blockquote>

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