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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 4609399" data-attributes="member: 78265">"I understand that becoming a vampire has fried your brain, but did it really make you lose all common sense, too!?!?" "Yeah"Koln responds matter-of-factly as he closes the door to the microwave and walks over to Clover, nodding at her nagging. "Right, well I could always compensate you for the traiterous microwave... but can you explain THIS!" Koln briskly reveales the copy of Twilight out from behind his back. "Is this yours? Hm? Is there something you wish to confess Clover? It is all making sense now... I know why you were at the club that night with your short skirt, it was to upset my mission! You were sent there directly to interfere! Now who sent you?! Was it Stephenie Meyer?! Mr. Tumnuss?!! That slutty girl with the pigtails that lives in my brain?!!! What was the name of the farm next to the hill house?!! I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!"  Koln then blinks, his demeanor suddenly calming... his face returning to a calm state that Clover hadn't seen in a bit. Actually, if one looks closely, they'd realize Koln's eyes have turned a slightly darker shade of green. "Oh, we made it back to your dorm? Praise God we made it here safely, the sun should rise soon which means we should start preparing for some shut eye. Odd... I seem to be drawing a bit of a blank in my memory, just remember bits and pieces..." Koln turns, quickly removing his coat and placing it on a nearby chair. "Tomorrow night we will resume our search for Suzie... and new clothes. I mean we did kinda hang out in a sewer for a bit, then fought a bull." Koln sighs, laying down on the floor between the beds, crossing his hands over his chest. "By the way, for young vampires I'm proud of both of you. You are both incredibly strong... Indeed, I would have had quite the challenge if I was assigned to slay either one of you.Koln then looks up, looking questioningly at the microwave. "Clover, why is there aluminum foil in your microwave? That's very dangerous." Koln sighs, sitting up and removing the foil, balling it up and tossing it into the wastebasket."What would you do without me?" Koln smiles, laying back down and softly stroking Socrates with a finger.</blockquote>

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