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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 4783827" data-attributes="member: 78265">Er, don't anyone reply until you read the end!"Sorry Edward... I cannot drink your blood. In Genesis 9:4, I am told to drain any meat of blood completely... the only Blood I should consume in reverence is that of..." Koln immediately shoots a stare at the Count, hearing him mockingly taunt: "One... two... three... Three new slaves! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" Koln now knows what must be done. Cue that theme music! Duke seems to notice that Koln's fists are now shaking in anger, and instructs him to take a seat. With a snort Koln briskly kicks up the nearest chair, grabs it in midair and briskly hurls it at Duke. The chair collides, smashing into bits, leaving Duke's face angry and bloodied.  Edward is speechless at Koln's actions, and places a hand on his desk as he prepares to stand. Immediately Koln picks up his leg and slams his booted foot down on Edward's hand, painfully keeping him right there. "Be a good leech and stay put Edward, or else it will be a stake keeping you still next!" Koln immediately shoots an angry glare at the other vampires in the room, including the Count, and they know to keep their distance. "You will tell me everything, Edward. No, I do not give a crap about that dumb traitor Bela.She betrayed her God and she will get what's coming to her, I'm sure. Now tell me what I want to know. Where is Meyer?! How can I find Mr. Tumnus!! Tell me where in the world that bastard Lioncourt is, now! Oh don't play that, 'oh you got the wrong edward' shtick with me! I know ALLL about you, mr edward cullen! aka 'mr. perfect!'" Edward is amazed at Koln, and understandibly quite enraged. He moves as if to grab at Koln, but the much more agile Koln lunges forward, painfully biting Edward right in the face; Koln's razor-sharp fangs tearing the vampire's skin around his cheekbones and eyes. Mercifully it is only a bite, Koln relents from biting off the sniveling bloodied vampire's face.  "oh.. oh.. ok ok! I'll tell you everything!!! Lioncourt is in LA... as is Meyer, you will find them together... As for Tumnus.. he's still in Narnia, I have no idea how to get there, I swear!! Please leave me alone, and I swear-" "Before God""Yes.. yes, before God!! that I will never harm you or your friends!!" "Good boy..." Koln smiles, patting Edward on his head. "You want to cut the blue wire... oh, I forgot to mention, I placed an incendiary bomb outside the backdoor of the club, you got about seven minutes..." "Didn't I tell you Clover, that I'd fix everything?" ___Meanwhile, back in reality: Everyone stares confusedly at Koln, whom this entire time as been muttering at some invisible person in the corner in an almost inaudible monotone whipser. What little you can make out sounds like backwards English, Latin, and French... The priest then slowly drops to his knees, and then lays back, his eyes closing as if he were going to sleep, as he faintly whispers "Didn't I tell you Clover... that I'd fix everything...?" Indeed, he is harmless...</blockquote>

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