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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 4888942" data-attributes="member: 78265">As Koln falls back against the crates he weakly holds his head under his hat as his eyes start to blur. He weakly mutters "Socrates... I choose you..." and feably tosses the rat onto its rump a short distance in front of him. Socrates looks at the golem, sizing it up, squeaks, and scurries back up Koln's body into his shirt pocket as the priest's eyes start to close.[sblock] ((This should all be in French, but I dont really wanna have to type it up in both languages, so pretend!)) "Why must I learn to fight inanimate objects?! It isn't like I'll have to ever fight a golem or anything..." The preteen Koln laments to the instructor as he holds his pulsing pink knuckles."I didn't tell you to stop!" Reverse punch! Now! Harder!" The priestly looking young man commands. Koln nods and resumes punching his target, a wooden dummy with very thick planks of wood for its body, limbs and head. Attatched to the flat "head" is the picture of Nospheratu from the famous movie. Koln continues to land punches on the "rib cage" each time without success."Visualize Koln! This isn't a dummy of pipes and wood anymore, but an undead scourge of God hellbent on detatching your head from the rest of your body!"*SMACK* "Ah!" Koln shouts in pain, holding his bloody hand and whimpering. The instructor scowls and clenches his fist. "It's blood. So what? Make believe it's his! This thing wants to break you, humiliate you, stomp you into the ground, enslave every human on earth and what are you going to do about it?!""I'm going to kill him!""THEN DO IT!"Koln responds by shattering the dummy's "ribs" with his wounded hand, but does not stop there. An angry flurry of focused kicks and punches take out the rest of the dummy with deadly precision.The instructor cheers and scoops up Koln happily "You did it!"[/sblock]"I DID IT!" Koln cheers as he gets to his feet... ((Here I want to use a bloodpoint to heal Koln by 10hp)) "Uh... I'm no longer 12? Oh, hi girls..."Reality smacks him upside the head as he sees the golem attack Ruby. "RUBY!"Without hesitation Koln produces his weapon and fires at the golem.Koln fires1d20+3+1 → [20,3,1] = (24)<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2207226/" target="_blank">Roll Lookup</a> Damage1d6+1 → [3,1] = (4)<a href="http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/2207229/" target="_blank">Roll Lookup</a> </blockquote>

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