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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Tale_Weaver" data-source="post: 4959686" data-attributes="member: 77228">University of DenverKoln[sblock]You think that the news anchor is being honest but it is highly possible that this is just merely an illusion caused by your insanity. It seems real though, even Ruby is looking on in awe![/sblock]"A big fan of jokes I see!" The news anchor laughs. He continues on in with the joke as if he was reporting on a news event. "A tuna went to see the chef who killed his father and turned him into dinner at a local restaurant. The tuna said 'You are the chef who killed my father. I want to make a bet with you, if I can beat you in a game of chess then you have to retire from being a chef forever.' 'And if I win?' asked the chef. 'Then you can serve me to all of your customers.' the tuna replies. The chef agrees and the two begin to play. The tuna had played chess all of his life as most tuna fish do in their spare time, and it wasn't long before the tuna put the chef in check mate. 'I win!' cried the tuna throwing his fins in the air. The chef then plunged his knife into the tuna's chest. 'But...I won...' said the tuna as he felt the knife wiggling around in his guts. The chef smiled 'So did your father!'"With that the news anchor disappears and a commercial for a dating website comes on the TV.</blockquote>