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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Strider_Koln" data-source="post: 5202806" data-attributes="member: 78265">[sblock]ApplauseCheeringConfettiFlashing lightsCheesy Gameshow music played to the tone of a funeral march, with extra zip!"Congratulations Monsieur Koln, You chose correctly! Picking the LEFT switch, eh? Turning towards the left, towards the hellfire to WIN as apposed to choosing grace and the Right.. you know, the path of LOSERS!"The gameshow host stops his praise of the victor, allowing the canned (and pickled!) laughter to sound. Koln stands behind his designated 'contestant' panel, taking off his hat for a moment to scratch his head in confusion. The host of the show is a mishapen monstrosity of a man... he hops from one foot to the other, never letting both feet touch the ground. He wears a checkered red and green vest, neatly tucked into his freshly ironed slacks. However, while his clothing is well-kept,the same can't be said for his physical appearance. He has six long red horns (three on each side), protruding from bleeding holes at the top of his head.  The horns curl, tangle, and weave into a kind of faux-halo above his head, spelling out 'Host.' His skin's color resembles that of a rotting peach while he reeks of sulfur.  Koln knows what he has to do.In an instant the host of the show is dead, and Koln, after giving his shotgun a quick twirl, returns it to under his cloak.One by one the letters appear on the big green digital board being held up by hamsters and imps."M-A-D-N-?-?-S""Oui I would like to solve the puzzle now... is it 'madness?'""W-H-A-T D-O Y-O-U T-H-I-N-K F-U-C-K-?-R" "I think that vampire and that gameshow host are  just a sampling of what I will do unto the enemies of our Lord"[/sblock]Koln mutters quietly, but audibly, slowly rocking his head back and forth as he stands there.</blockquote>

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