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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7163544" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Where had it all gone wrong, thought Dumbar the very old barman. He had seen many adventuring parties over the years. Kept them full of ale and mutton stew, pointed out the gossiper, gave them lodging for a night, and the next morn, off they go to their dooms, never to be seen again. </span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">He had noticed the changes. The party had evolved, and some classes were just simply forgotten. The Wizard was replaced by the Sorcerer or the Warlock, the Ranger by the Seeker, Warlock or the Gunsmith, The fighter outdated by the Barbarian or Monk, the Cleric by the Druid or Paladin and the Thief by the Assassin, Ninja, Bard and Acrobat. </span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">He had seen themed parties of 7 Dwarves, or all Warlocks, Dance troops of Bards and many silly stag/hen night combo's. The demand for Ale and Mutton evolved as well. Dumbar had had to move with the times. His was now a Gastro-Pub selling fillet <em>hand reared</em> this and <em>seasoned x</em> from there. Ale had turned into mead had turned into session beers and pale ales and blond ales. Oh how he missed the golden years of adventurers. </span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">At that moment the doors opened and in walked a fighter, a wizard, a cleric and a thief. The cleric being the most sociable and the so called leader of the group spoke to Dumbar the very old barman.</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">"Good sir. We require Ale and Mutton Stew and a room for the night, and if you don't mind, could you point out the local gossiper."</span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE"></span></p><p><span style="color: #EE82EE">Dumbar broke down and wept tears of joy. Many tears. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7163544, member: 6801229"] [COLOR="#EE82EE"]Where had it all gone wrong, thought Dumbar the very old barman. He had seen many adventuring parties over the years. Kept them full of ale and mutton stew, pointed out the gossiper, gave them lodging for a night, and the next morn, off they go to their dooms, never to be seen again. He had noticed the changes. The party had evolved, and some classes were just simply forgotten. The Wizard was replaced by the Sorcerer or the Warlock, the Ranger by the Seeker, Warlock or the Gunsmith, The fighter outdated by the Barbarian or Monk, the Cleric by the Druid or Paladin and the Thief by the Assassin, Ninja, Bard and Acrobat. He had seen themed parties of 7 Dwarves, or all Warlocks, Dance troops of Bards and many silly stag/hen night combo's. The demand for Ale and Mutton evolved as well. Dumbar had had to move with the times. His was now a Gastro-Pub selling fillet [I]hand reared[/I] this and [I]seasoned x[/I] from there. Ale had turned into mead had turned into session beers and pale ales and blond ales. Oh how he missed the golden years of adventurers. At that moment the doors opened and in walked a fighter, a wizard, a cleric and a thief. The cleric being the most sociable and the so called leader of the group spoke to Dumbar the very old barman. "Good sir. We require Ale and Mutton Stew and a room for the night, and if you don't mind, could you point out the local gossiper." Dumbar broke down and wept tears of joy. Many tears. [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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